[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones
Cheddar Bay Buzzkill
@tomslackerman.bsky.social
Board game player and designer. Cars suck.
When the time comes for the cultural revolution necessary to get out of this mess we need to set up a cabinet position like the Department of Hobbies that supports literally anything that gets people out of these brain breaking sites and counteracts this collective breakdown
Also I need you all to see my new favorite gif of the season
The Heights and Queens were my favorite head-to-head matchup of the regular season and the playoff version did not disappoint.
what if I got an absolutely massive yakuza sized back tattoo of Lwaxana Troi
The Swagger and Stamp of the First Lady of ‘Star Trek’
Happy Labor Day. Pay and protect the workers! ✊
Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru
"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT
Classists believe that when Odysseus returned to Ithaca and plucked the bow string it actually sounded like X Gon’ Give It To Ya by DMX
it’s like my dad always used to say, [extremely loud beer can opening sound]
Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
Power's out in the neighborhood because someone crashed their e-bike into a power pole. Still a chaotic scene 7 hours later. jk it was a car
GKIDS is proud to announce the acquisition of North American rights to VAMPIRE HUNTER D: BLOODLUST. 🩸 The rarely-screened gothic horror classic from Yoshiaki Kawajiri and MADHOUSE will get a full theatrical release in 2027. More details soon! brnw.ch/21x57Tg
“Long live Stars and Stripes and the honorable service the paper has provided for decades to soldiers and to the nation.” luciantruscott.substack.com/p/stars-stri...
Stars stripped
The big story that’s all over the place this afternoon is the firing of the editor of Stars and Stripes, the quasi-governmental semi-independent newspaper that is provided for free to service members ...
luciantruscott.substack.com
“I Thought I Heard Your Voice Just Then” is a new eight-page comic drawn by @jlaguff.bsky.social and written by myself. You can read it below or purchase it on a pay-what-you-want basis on Itch.io (which I recommend, Bluesky compression being what it is): hagaipalevsky.itch.io/thoughtiheard (1/2)
ideas for new third spaces: -that club/arcade/whatever it was supposed to be in Hackers -LARP parks -library but for chairs -takeshi's castle-style obstacle courses where youre allowed to drink -lizard cafe
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
This is the tenth anniversary of this photograph of Kristen Schaal, which I took backstage at a Brooklyn comedy festival as a MASSIVE thunderstorm was rolling in. This is the moment the rain started and she DANCED IN THE MAELSTROM.
We saw how much you liked this little critter mascot so we thought what if you could kill him in Dungeons and Dragons(tm)
A wild Jimothy appears! Encounter the beloved raccoon in your D&D adventures: dndbeyond.link/DnD-Jimothy
That there are now five media franchises (Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, DC, and Minions) reflects an unprecedented diversity in options over most of Western history, in which all literature and art had to choose between only two (Homer and The Bible).
the only way i've remained sanguine during the past 15 years of endless superhero movies is remembering that athenian drama, the cornerstone of western literature, consists entirely of playwrights delivering fresh, edgy takes on existing IP
The Robo Dexo 2000 is one of the cleanest mecha designs ever but many would crucify me for speaking this truth.
Feels like there would be less flopping if the refs made sarcastic jerk-off gestures whenever they tried it.
Before The Odyssey: lol horse bucket After The Odyssey: Who wouldst eat from this holster of sin, that stands brimming with piss and shit and shame
Blink-182 x Pac-Man collab announced for San Diego Comic-Con including a booth full of co-branded arcade cabinets and a claw machine with Pac-Man/blink-182 prizes Blink-182 x Pac-Man merch will be on sale www.restart.run/articles/pac...