Too Lazy to Fail
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Kindness is part of my religion, and you can feel free to hold me accountable when I fall short. Weirdest career arc of anyone you know. I have friends everywhere.
Younger me said that pre-ghost Scrooge was the protagonist and A Christmas Carol was a tragedy. Younger me was an idiot and kind of a dick.
The A.V. Club@avclub.com · 17h agoThe film, which stars Johnny Depp, will try to find the "gray area" in A Christmas Carol. www.avclub.com/scrooge-gray...
This lady is right, but it's also an opportunity for my favorite verse, Micah 6:8: "He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God." Do justly. Love mercy. Walk humbly.
n highlands ♎ ☮ ☯️ 🐢 ♻️ 💚@winternal.bsky.social · yesterdayTruer words have rarely been spoken :
Like it’s the liberals that keep insisting it means blue hair nosering barista politics while everyone on the right is like “woke is when you think ICE shouldn’t kill people”
I was going to make a very funny post about this until I remembered that Beyoncé and Adele are separate and distinct people.
TK 🌸@practicesbaby.blacksky.app · 3d agoHello this is Beyoncé
I'm still on the mailing list from many, many years ago when I was much more broke. This stuff is great for treating your fish's sinus infections when you're too broke to take them to the doctor, if you catch my meaning. Make sure that your fish is not allergic to amoxicillin.
This is not cute or funny. Nylon worm gears in stand mixers only behave this way when they are extremely stressed.
Sure but do you have IBS anymore after that double-kick to the neck? I think not!
No. There is nothing you can do on Bluesky that will make another person unfollow you automatically. You'll have to make sufficiently bad posts.
Dwarf SVU Investigator: “So, Prince- let me get this straight. You find Snow out in the woods. She’s unconscious and your instinct- your immediate reaction- is to…kiss Miss White in that condition. Am I missing anything?”
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Tell you what, I’ll worry about the imaginary oppression of robots in the future when you worry about the real oppression of humans right now
I kind of don't want to pay for rebuilding it AGAIN, but... a drone strike would be pretty cool. Or precision munitions from a B-21 Raider? That would serve some "Hey, maybe we're still just a little crazy in all the right ways" message. youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA?...
No matter what, we have to tear down Trump’s corrupt ballroom
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i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change
My debugger console keeps throwing exceptions because my code is exceptional
I miss lifting weights but apparently I don’t miss it enough to do anything about it.
Their neighbors, who were carless, now have a very decent used sedan in their driveway. The husband has stopped drinking and smoking, gotten a job, and today was helping his stepdaughter fix up a used bicycle with tools and advice from the Guatemalan dad. Love to see people start winning, man.
Too Lazy to Fail@toolazytofail.bsky.social · 3w agoThe Guatemalan family that have been our neighbors for a few years have gone from driving constantly-repaired beaters to a couple of nice late-model rides, and it looks like they're doing some home renovations now. Love to see it. LFG.
Name your fave Disney princess. (Wrong answers only.)
Allan “Ransomware Sommelier” Liska@ransomwaresommelier.com · last wk.Name your fave Disney princess. (Wrong answers only.)
my neighbor told me deserts keep eating his europeans so i asked how many europeans he has and he said he just goes to laguardia and gets a new one afterwards so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding europeans to deserts and then his daughter started crying
Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · last wk.So the sidekick in Reacher season one really plays the "I was almost in the military" card, huh. I'm enjoying the show for what it is but the writing, oof.
"You ever had a cat puke on the top of your head when you walk through a door, human?"
Luca@lucagalletti.bsky.social · last wk.Tail giving the royal wave IG: @these_maple_and_billie
Make a band bigger The General Contractors
Really Sean Smith@reallyseansmith.bsky.social · last wk.Make a band bigger Motörsheads
the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars
