The Valley Butcher

@valleybutcher.bsky.social

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MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left

I worked at Disney a while ago. Do you know why theme parks are so safe? Because OOSHA reps can walk the track on any ride at any time and any safety violation they see is a $10,000 fine. Each. Theme parks are not safe because the company cares. They're safe because it's cheaper to comply.

Jon of The North@krauza.bsky.social · 2w ago

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.

stephen miller: “we will not rest until this country is lilly white and free of The Lesser People” kristen welker: “lol oh stephen you’re such a sentimental soul omg these crouton bites are too good, get them away from me, right? haha”

Keith Edwards@keithedwards.bsky.social · 3w ago

NBC's kristen welker was caught laughing it up with Stephen Miller. Stephen Miller who architected the family separation policy. Stephen Miller who pushed the Muslim travel ban. Stephen Miller who oversaw the killing of Americans by ICE agents. This is why independent media is crucial.