ten years ago today no one clapped

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Catherine Rampell@crampell.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...

right like if I had one billion dollars my first thought would be something like "vanity film adaptation of Dark Souls 2"

Alex Blechman@alexblechman.bsky.social · 8mo ago

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

I've overhauled my puzzle level generation so a level is now "grown" like cell tissue in a triangle tessellation. New elements can be inserted anywhere, and the whole level deforms to make room. This makes it easier to control topology and create paths that loops around areas. #ProcGen #GameDev

Building a Brainfuck DSL in Forth using code generation: venko.blog/articles/for... #programming #brainfuck #forth

You brought me out here. DOWN THE MOUNTAIN for a single mission. A kinetic, hard-kill op against ONE ROAST BEAST. I ain't backing off!

I'm from Whoville and I say kill the Grinch!

weird anti-vax conspiracy theorist who pisses in jars and thinks women are biologically disinclined from programming will prove that games are art with his new spiritual successor to goof troop for the snes where the characters say things like "can the mirrors repair my soul?"

we live in hell

The Associated Press@apnews.com · last yr.

BREAKING: Senate Republicans pass Trump’s big tax breaks and spending cuts bill after a turbulent all-night session. Follow live updates.

id like a centrist to tell me what the common ground is that im supposed to find with these people, what exactly is the centrist compromise to this

Olga Nesterova@onestpress.onestnetwork.com · last yr.

Alligator Alcatraz from within

sam, this is Piss Strongman. if you need to relieve your body of excess fluids,

MEI LING: snake, there's an old saying, 'the man who pisses where he sleeps will always sleep warm' SOLID SNAKE: i'll keep that in mind

New making a language series post talking about emitting code. We can finally execute something! thunderseethe.dev/posts/emit-b...

zohran mamdani will you visit narnia. do you think narnia has a right to exist

Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com · last yr.

Christ

lol. we're so lucky AI fuckin sucks

the memory leak that happens whenever windows 10 wants to update >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It looks to be a beautiful day here at Weynon Priory, don't you think?

I eat a lot of rice in case I swallow my cell phone.

wrote an algorithm that's so inefficient i understand why the greybeards invented optimization

We all know who did this

The New York Times@nytimes.com · last yr.

The federal authorities want to know who decapitated a dolphin that had been stranded on an island off the coast of North Carolina last month, and they are offering a reward for information.

Cough.

Have you found anything interesting in the ruins?

I love oblivion so much, man

good news everyone they made assembly faster en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_A...

Happy 10th birthday to Rust blog.rust-lang.org/2015/05/15/R...

Announcing Rust 1.0 | Rust Blog

Empowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software.

blog.rust-lang.org

yeah im addicted to porn. "porn" myself another drink.

This “AI” shit does not work. IT DOES NOT WORK! Why don’t schools, corporations and governments care that “AI” does not work???

s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · last yr.

This whole thing where AI just makes up quotes from whole-cloth and attributes them to people is...not great! Especially when companies make no effort to verify!

Without exaggerating - and I think this is really something - I think that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is the stupidest person we have had in a cabinet position this millennium. There might be somebody more obscure under Reagan but post-Clinton I can’t think of anybody who is outright flat fuckin stupider

how come KVMs are all like 500-1500 dollars? what exactly are they doing? is 90% of the cost just from HDMI licensing fees or something?

shrimple as that