So, folks know about the Japanese-Italian sausage demon, right? The pepper oni. 👹
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Dad, Cook, Berserker.
asmr - four dads launch crowdfund for a rowdy, horny, violent rpg sourcebook
U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-series-of-gold-coins-commemorating-presidents-extramarital-affairs/
They're just National Parks Employees. It's not like they hold the ideals and the dream of the republic close to their heart like a fragile treasure. They just clock in and out, right?
Jennifer ♾️ aura points KP@jeniuskp.bsky.social · 3w ago
Hey @colorado.gov, she really learned her lesson. Now we can watch her spread more lies with Pres Pedo. Great job!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.a heart congrats once again to Jared Polis
A brave U.S. civilian confronted child rapist and human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein's best friend, Donald Trump, as the elderly rapist held a small vanity rally in Pennsylvania, surrounded by Epstein supporters. “Pedophile!” the man yelled, as Trump stared on.
Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.
Editor John asked for a parting shot to the offseason column. My thought? The popularity of Shanahan and McVay schemes is partly to blame for the defensive counterrevolution. If a team is simply copying off the smart kid without a special wrinkle, they're hosed: www.si.com/nfl/copycat-...
Why the Copycat Sean McVay Offenses Can Never Keep Up With the Original
Stealing the Rams’ latest offensive trend will be harder than teams think, even though half the league spent the offseason preparing to try.
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Clips are going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened.
Watch Rubio when it happens. He can taste the smell.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoTrump's body makes some sort of horrible sound while he rants about the "rigged election"
There are two feral donkeys inside me and they’re just kinda really angry and running in little circles.
70% of the country is enjoying Pride Month and a multicultural sports celebration while the occupying government is descending into the deepest echo chamber of white trash performative grievance possible
I mean, the only possibilities for a Trump voter are are that you love pig ignorance, gutter bigotry, and overt cruelty, or you don’t care about them, or you somehow don’t notice them, but either way and whatever the reason you’re just not somebody who can be trusted on any level for anything.
Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social · 2mo agoFuck this guy and fuck you if you voted for him.
People make the same face when they lift weights as they do when they cum.
This sucks. Strip Law was very good. Go watch it!
Cullen@hellocullen.bsky.social · 2mo agoso they told me theres not going to be anymore strip law at Netflix i really cant be anything but grateful. at every phase it was made by talented people in pursuit of nothing but pure chaotic delirious joy and im so so proud of it thank you to everyone who gave it chance I thought it was funny
They think that you’ll just move on after they dodged your question once or twice cause you have limited time. I’m more than happy to spend my entire time getting the answer to my damn question.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago"Did you agree to put forth these proposals for rule changes while you were having discussions about your possible promotion? Yes or no" -- Rep. Maxwell Frost flusters by ATF Director Robert Cekada by grilling him on same question over and over until he actually gets a response
Strength, Constitution, Dexterity, Wisdom, Intelligence, Charisma.
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 3mo agowhat are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
I asked my cats about you. Both howled loudly, ran about, then shit in front of the fridge. wtf did you do now
