Truly astonishing use of passive voice on "when two young women on a dark road ended up under his car, and one of them died." for the core-js guy

matty@mattio.bsky.social · 4d ago

This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...

@mrdo.pro a mareepathon 2 induced intrusive thought made manifest

To Peyton Rose Velligan in the band for the Weird Al Bigger & Weirder tour: hello,

Man, it'd be so good if the reason the Zelda movie doesn't have a subtitle is because it's going to be 3 hours and go over the whole insane Zelda timeline

The "I know it took a lot of restraint to not correct my father on [topic]" comic but it's about me not posting to correct the person who labeled minilla/baby Godzilla as Godzilla in the alt text for that printer ad

Sometimes you hear a song and it's clear the singer/songwriter would be happier doing musical theater (derogatory)

France banking on their proven strategy for beating England; waiting until the last minute to get a lady out there who believes she is getting messages from god

Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv

politely asking nick bilton to take a couple steps upstage so he's standing under the good lights and boom mic before we start our confidential closed-door meeting

There'd be some good story potential in a party-based RPG with a racism subplot having a story point where the player loses a party member if they haven't had one of the discriminated-against characters in the party often enough. It'll never happen because it would make people so mad

wow another font generator! and let me get this straight...you put a famous title that clashes with the font generator. hilarious, what will they think of next!

The entire advertising department of liberty mutual needs to be put on public trial

acorn tea

we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion

Imagine, if you will, a whale indicating technical issues

to all who celebrate...

The current administration is really living up to its promise of bringing back Spartan military ethos by talking loudly and losing more than winning.

Downgrading my opinion of pokopia until such time as they add Shaymin

Do you think that as they starved, team rocket ate the guy with the plan of "just trick somebody else into getting all our supplies" first?

Pokopia makes me wonder if anyone at game freak has been pitching "Kameo, but better and also you are a ditto turning into other Pokémon"

Driving at or under the speed limit is such an amazing feeling

Somehow, Bert I. Gordon returned

"Breach hull all die, even had it underlined"

Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR)@hooverstreetrag.org · last yr.

Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context? Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.

These parents killed their child and we need to say it

The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · 10mo ago

“The vaccination has stuff we don’t trust,” said the father of the 6-year-old girl who died of measles. In March, Tom Bartlett wrote about his visit with a family confronting an unthinkable tragedy. Revisit one of The Atlantic’s most-read stories of 2025: theatln.tc/yADSKik3?lin...

Did the people who designed the thinkpad keyboard clit all move to monitor design, is that why they're all controlled that way now?

one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech

It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”