Wiffle Ball Helmet
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I forgot that we saw a custom matte black cybertruck in a doctor’s space today and my mom just quietly says “I wanna throw an apple at it”
I give my bladder too much credit before I go out. It always fails
Here is my memoir book that I've been working on for a couple months, please enjoy. #artistsky #booksky drive.google.com/file/d/1p71q...
I make something and a handful of people enjoy it, I've won.
crying over the beauty in everyday things again just shoot me
precious memories of you pressed between my pages
#BlueSkyArtShow #glass a round mirror found on a beach in Pamlico sound one of my favorite photos of a chance encounter with a found object ~ magic appears when you least expect it
you can pin me over your heart and call me your little boutonnière if you want to
i'm just here to plant seeds between your skeets and water you with likes
Been calling our buddy Dave “Wiener Dave” ever since we found out he has a wiener
You can come to my yard but these milkshakes are mine. Find your own
I bet the first person to see the sun setting was like oh no this isn’t good
I remember this and specifically it did not help me get a guy so I want a refund, JENNIFER
I wish for a chambermaid whose job it is to say 'my lady' while quietly unbraiding and brushing my hair.
a fun joke at my house is sing-songing 'don't stay up too late, we have church in the morning' and the kids will set down their satanic sacrifices like, 'aww man'.
Oops, I did it again (bought more books I fully intend to read… eventually).
People will talk about "adding more whimsy" to their decor or wardrobe, and it's just literally one item that isn't some shade of oatmeal color
I am a mom of boys but not like a Boy Mom™️
Rural Midwest boomer churches will cancel you if you think Jesus should've had rights