you’re never gonna believe this

Ariel@mermaidthighs.gay · 21h ago

Ariel, you dumb bitch, go eat some food and you’ll feel better

did someone say sadder

Deeny they/them@geraldinepiche.bsky.social · yesterday

I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."

If you're still on Substack, you're helping platform fascists and their enthusiastic minions, such as Bari Weiss, whom they actively partnered with just before her move to CBS. Go check out @buttondown.com and @ghost.org instead. You can even migrate yours subscribers and subscriptions!

s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · 3d ago

What if instead of starting substacks in twenty-fucking-twenty-six people learned to give one iota of a fuck about whether they want to associate themselves with nazis.

hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again

today i wore a kandi bracelet that says "fruity bitch" and has a series of rainbow beads on my wrist, a rainbow bandana, a metal cross around my neck, a black wife-beater tank top, and, ngl, also had a pretty severe case of "resting grumpy bitch face" and boy howdy, EVERY customer was intimidated

Is this a good time to mention how Bluesky head of trust and safety Aaron Rodericks (when he's not suspending trans people for being uppity) goons to porn bots? Or should I wait until later to mention how Bluesky head of trust and safety Aaron Rodericks goons to pornbots?

attention fellow xbox dorks and also hopefully the debugging devs of crime scene cleaner, Big Jim's warehouse mission is quite literally unplayable due to several glitches related to the fucking conveyor belt and i am HEARTBROKEN

riley@whamphetamine.bsky.social · 3d ago

it took me three hours to finish the museum mission in crime scene cleaner and i STILL didn't get a perfect score because the t-rex jaw clipped behind a painting 😭

born again fat dudes are the worst

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

The guy they tried to stop in favor of Andrew “I’m a rapist who killed hundreds of elderly people” Cuomo. You don’t get credit for this.

Democrats@democrats.org · 2d ago

HUGE: Under Mayor Mamdani, New York City just recorded its safest first 7 months of a year in history—and its safest July ever. In July: Major crime dropped 13% Murder dropped 32% Robberies dropped 15% Vehicle thefts dropped 25% Democratic mayors are putting public safety first.

so democratic socialism is good

Democrats@democrats.org · 2d ago

HUGE: Under Mayor Mamdani, New York City just recorded its safest first 7 months of a year in history—and its safest July ever. In July: Major crime dropped 13% Murder dropped 32% Robberies dropped 15% Vehicle thefts dropped 25% Democratic mayors are putting public safety first.

whenever you buy something i also get to go on a walk to mail it so it's enrichment for my enclosure too legally speaking

heron@thxnywy.art · 3d ago

ho ho i have bills to pay and no idea how much money is in my bank account ha ha please buy some things i have to pay rent tee hee ko-fi.com/thxnywy/link...

Them is such a joke of an outlet. yet another ostensible queer rights outlet beholden to its corporate owners i hate this industry so much jesus christ

just one of the most talented people around, guitar chops to get real jealous about

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d ago

Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario.

tofu was happy we brought dnd sunday back so he could get pets from more people. this week i played instead of dming. i was a very high elf wizard named sativa kindbud. today i accidentally sold magical drugs to undercover fascists, and when i realized who they were i set their dicks on fire.

I wrote about Ravenous preparing to commission freelance (yayy!!!) and realizing that means having to plan for AI scams (boooooo) www.weareravenous.com/ai-freelance...

AI Is Fucking Over Freelancers

Watching what AI is doing to the process of commissioning freelance work is making us depressed and angry.

weareravenous.com

Should be pinned to the top of every single intercommunity argument about tactics. In particular: the people doing the kind of direct action work that other people like to fantasise about online are ABSOLUTELY not talking about it online, are you high? Doing the work > masturbatory discourse

Astrid@astridsramblings.bsky.social · 2d ago

One final take: The people doing the hard yards of effective work, whether grassroots activism, legal work or lobbying, do not talk much on here about it. Because it’s difficult, exhausting interpretations are too bad faith, and the other side can see your posts. Bluesky is not the real world.

it took me three hours to finish the museum mission in crime scene cleaner and i STILL didn't get a perfect score because the t-rex jaw clipped behind a painting 😭

Cancel your NYT subscription and use the money to buy trans books

Abra / Jessica Conwell, Littlest Big Trans Account 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻@pairofclaws.bsky.social · 2y ago

On that note: Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day. Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links. Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo

Senate Reaches CR Deal — The text would temporarily block the rule proposed by the Trump Regime's OMB Director, Russell Vought to give the White House direct, North Korean-style control over grant funded scientific research shouldntneedtobealawyer.com/posts/senate...

Senate Reaches CR Deal, Would Temporarily Block OMB Rule On Grants | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland

Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) is the Chair of U.S. Senate Committee on Appropriations, and Senator Patty Murray (D-WA), Appropriations Rankin

shouldntneedtobealawyer.com

Still need $100 to help cover for the next two weeks. Thank you ❤️

Nic@icklesofnickles.bsky.social · 6d ago

We had some things come up and we need more immediate help now. We're going to barely clear rent tomorrow which leaves us w/o funds for cat/food/meds for two weeks. $200 will help cover us until payday on the 10th. Thank you Venmo @NicFrankenberry Cashapp $NFrankenberry Paypal @mnemosyneawrites

90 days, 15 hours, and 25 minutes, to be exact 🎃👻🎃 Happy Saturday

Let us do without soldiers. The joy built upon successful slaughter is not the right kind of joy; it will not do; it is fearful and it is trivial.

of our fellow scientists have an ethics problem. They think if they design something that then gets used to kill/harm people, it's not on them. I saw this firsthand at Los Alamos. My own boss said of his work there 'if there's a hell, I'm pretty sure I'm burning in it.' Stop working for madmen ppl

I got offered millions, a lab, cutting-edge equipment, and any collaborator I wanted during Bush 2, all I had to do was develop low-frequency transmitters to go inside a soldier's helmet to affect brain activity. The plan was not to inform them. I noped out so hard, I make lotion now. But many 1/

can we sometimes be asking "what qualifies this guy to speak on this subject?" or has that ship sailed

Anthropic's Claude is powered by racism. That's who Musk is running these DCs for. In exchange for billions of dollars.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 5d ago

The fact that it’s poisoning Black people is not seen as a negative to these folks.

WPPI is a neo-Nazi group larping as a think tank. You can read some info about it in an @anoncomrades.bsky.social dossier on James Kreger aka 'James Karlsson' from a while back:

hannah gais@hannahgais.bsky.social · 5d ago

The True Texas Project and Young Republicans are hosting multiple events in Texas next month with the head of a self-styled white nationalist "think tank," the White Papers Policy Institute. WPPI promotes mass deportations and "remigration." It has strong ties to major white nationalist groups.