John Onions

@wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social

Benevolent cryptid. JD power and associates award winner for highest in class dumbass (2015-2018). Married.

Idk if I've ever seen as much desperate gaslighting from a political party as I'm seeing from Missouri Republicans in regards to amendments 4 and 5 on our ballots in August. It's reached a fever pitch and their own constituents hate both amendments.

The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it

”this odyssey isnt about sex and glory” Yeah thats right this one is about how war is bad actually, something i happen to believe in real life so it spoke to me more than a story about heroes and gods

when they make the tire tread into a cool pattern i’m always amazed that after all the R&D that makes tires cost so much, that the most optimal tread pattern happens to look all stylish and cool