Anyone got any cool indoor security camera recommendations?

What the fuck is real even? -Snagglepuss

Man cannot live on tunafish and crackers and water and weed and gatorade and mini candy bars alone. -Jesus Hold my beer Jesus! -Me

I wouldn't say I ate a lot of tuna fish as a kid but enough to where having tuna fish as a snack was a thing I remember as well as calling it that. And it had to have saltine crackers with it. My dad liked oysters and sardines from the can but I never got into that as much.

i have received a very important message

I think it’s high time that cats earn their driver’s licenses

Vibe shifted with my doctor when I said I was up to 2 packs a day. Only got worse when he found out I meant hotdogs

What is happening with these eyebrows

🎶 Carry on my wayward Falcon You'll be in pieces when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you fly no more

Sky News@news.sky.com · 17h ago

SpaceX latest: Abandoned rocket about to slam into moon at high speed

if you’re in line to stay in line, STAY IN LINE

this is super high density

“Son of A Preacher Man” is a good soundtrack for life. Driving along a lonesome highway? Son of a preacher man. Eating a wheel of cheese? Son of a preacher man. Having sex with a guy named Billy Ray? Son of a motherfucking preacher man

I sometimes try to sneak in a last minute nap at the end of the day before the wife gets home from work but it usually doesn't work especially not with a laundry-room cat crying its head off to get in for some reason instead of going back thru the hole it came thru to its own home. All day meow meow

RFKJr claims Lyme disease was created by scientists,which is the closest he’s come to admitting that science exists. Meanwhile, Ötzi the Iceman, who died more than 5.3K years ago, had Lyme disease. Apparently prehistoric humans are part of the conspiracy. Get me off this timeline

GIVE THE MAN A FISH AND MAKE HIM GO AWAY ALREADY I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW.

reminder that your all your bedsheets are potential ghosts

I shouldn't have to convince adults that science is real.

You ever try to use a computer with a mouse that was missing the little ball thing that they used to have inside them that you could pop out and clean sometimes? Well it kinda sucks but is doable.

I guess I need to step things up again and bring the chicken to the table

I think maybe the only way to get our neighbors intruder laundry room cat to stay away is probably for us to get more other cats and then that'll show her she's not wanted here because she has her own people and food is expensive and there's other cats that need homes and food who don't have people.

I think maybe the only way to get our neighbors intruder laundry room cat to stay away is probably for us to get more other cats and then that'll show her she's not wanted here because she has her own people and food is expensive and there's other cats that need homes and food who don't have people.

I'm pretty laid back unless I hear a phone ring more than once

Figure it I start now I could possibly complete my Guinness book of world records entry for largest ball of human hair before I pass away. It'll be my legacy and you know what I can do to give back to the community.

thanks, obama city

Mondo Mascots@mondomascots.bsky.social · 2d ago

Nana-chan, a cat with a fish in its front pocket, is the mascot of Obama City, Japan.

It sucks that I know I have always been a horrible pet parent simply because I was doing what I had always thought was just normal. All the typical pet owner things that are a step above keeping a plant alive but not quite up to human levels due to the soul and whatever the Christians taught but..

Maybe it's not that people just shrink when they get old but it's more like old people are all much shorter. Because the more we evolve the taller and skinnier we get until we look like those lanky grey aliens. How's the weather looking tonight Jennifer?

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

men will see this post and ask "which one is the sexiest?" and we will answer: "Yes"

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d ago

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

I'm almost willing to bet that there has always been a universe in one shape or another and even though there was a lot of banging going on there never really was a 'big' one at the start of it all.

I collect a lot of shit or used to and I dunno ever since I went to that garage sale and saw the massive collection of star wars stuff that belonged to someone not that much older than me that passed away from a heart attack recently it kinda makes you think.