The big scene's coming up, guys!

summerween scary stuff stream wednesday 8/19, 6pmPT/8pmCT/9pmET on my twitch 👻🎃👻 be there or be… somewhere else

Cat Cats

Alt: Cat Cats

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brb, feel free to outage again until im back

How about you roll out a feature that prevents outages?

vod is up

Today's vibe is gremlin.

so true✨

TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 2d ago

Even your cat can buttface

ahhh forgot to say stream tomorrow as usual 5pmPT/8pmET prob poll again or just pick one of our remaining options from last week based on vibes idk

Cute Cat Face-Plants on Laptop Keyboard

Alt: Cute Cat Face-Plants on Laptop Keyboard

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i like to think of this place as the fun local bar of a sitcom we're all starring in

i haven’t liked any of his recent albums either tbh

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent.bsky.social · 4d ago

Usher walked us to wrong seats initially so we had to move. Now we are dead center and a giant is in front of me :(

this is my impression of professor freaksworth:

Professor Freaksworth@proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 4d ago

Quote this post to make me feel slightly less dead inside

this is my impression of dan the beluga:

Dan the beluga@icantshutup.bsky.social · 4d ago

Oh wait…

That's a lot of words for "you're not gonna read this because it's too many words"

this place* needs a new format joke * I

if we could just ask stones what they want things would be very different

yt demonetized the yesterworld channel 😔 guy who runs it just posted a video explaining full story short version: yt will not give him a reason

Ok Cat Okay Cat

Alt: Ok Cat Okay Cat looks sad but saying ok 😔

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now i want popeyes 😔

popeye ate nothing but canned spinach but serves us all delicious chicken and biscuits wtf? someone give him some chicken!

any one of u could be chupacabra

beach stay at the 90210 house in hermosa beach pics thread, yes, the one from the show 😱❤️ (will post a few more on ig but figure you guys are more likely to actually recognize it since we’re all um… 39)

The Hamburger Helper hand and the Hamburgler are in cahoots working undercover for Big Burger

🫣 iykyk

a brighter summer day of a new instance@o-c.bsky.social · 5d ago

- "Are you watching someone flip through the 1991 Fall Preview issue of 'TV Guide'?" - "Fuck yeah I am."

no 😔

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985)@peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 5d ago

Can't you remember anything?

tomorrow ill post a chain of pics of where i been past two days NOT THAT ANY OF YOU ASKED!

Grumpy Dog Gives Side Eye Next to Coffee

Alt: Grumpy cute pug Gives Side Eye Next to Coffee 🥰

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My impression of a chihuahua: ᵍʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳ

POV you’re walking along a trail and here BELUGA IN THE BUSH WHAT?! WHAT?! And then SHHHHHH!

Lisa Singletary✨@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · last wk.

brb *hiding* no reason

brb *hiding* no reason

Bro I'm not scared of anything bro I'll go to a haunted house and yell "fuck ghosts" I don't even give a shit bro

at 1k i'll do something

posting a random contact's cellphone # at 1million followers