The road claims another fabric victim 🙏

zoomcakes@zoomcakes.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Aw man, a poor pidgeo- nope, that is a tshirt

I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶

Rachel Leggett@rleggos.bsky.social · 2w ago

When y'all see the shot I think I just got, you'd best believe it's not AI

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Doopu@doopu.shop · 3w ago

holy shit

happy day i hope u good?

This has never been more true than it was today

zoomcakes@zoomcakes.bsky.social · 6mo ago

MLOMFIC (My legs only move for ice cream)

This is pretty cool, I wanna take more pictures with binoculars

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

I drove 14 hours to be at another beach

Ain't no fuckin' way that Camptown Racetrack is five miles long

Looking around, this very full gas station is seemingly entirely populated by attractive women. I, for one, am proud to be one of them. Valero: The Place Hot Chicks Get Gas

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

Forbes@forbes.com · 2mo ago

Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.

I try to avoid putting people on pedestals but EDI PATTERSON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE

Redacted Pancakes@jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

In the yeeear two thousand (and 26): There is a product called Sky Tubes, but sadly has nothing to do with the sky; it is for your eyeball hairs

1 minute of Florida sunrise birdsong

I chose the EXACT wrong things to test at Ulta and now I smell like a disgusting combo of pepperoncinis and old wine 🤢

Top 5 favorite places to be for sure

#FLpees

in the full clip he says these policies is the “far left saying the quiet part loud” and it’s just overwhelmingly popular positions lol

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Currently going mad viral on TikTok

She Cromenockle on my bottle tree until I ankooey

#FLpees

Pfft, you were so close to getting it

Nathan Kalman-Lamb@nkalamb.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I’m crying

I love my new wisteria scented deodorant. It spreads aggressively, so if you get too close to me, you might leave smelling like me. Horticulture is cool

RFK Jr STFU forever challenge

I'm in this game! I'll be streaming it at some point, but you should play the demo now! Keep an eye (and ear) out for Tushev Byaidriski!

柏锐Birctreel@birctreel.bsky.social · 3mo ago

📢 Elegy of St. Godhrkar is at Steam Next Fest! Experience our multi-perspective branching narrative demo, inspired by 428 & 13 Sentinels. Play & wishlist now! 👇 store.steampowered.com/app/3596750/ #SteamNextFest #IndieGame #GameDev #VNDev #NextFest #vtuber #indiegame #gamedev

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Curse you, Trashcan Squirrel

I love the beach and airplanes because sometimes it looks like the same damn view