I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group

Hahaha good morning to everyone except Lane Kiffin. Lane Kiffin, fuck you you bitch!

all women are queens 🥹 some of them, however, should make better choices 😔

Athul K. Acharya@athul.acharya.cc · 4d ago

Problematic queens power ranking now Sky

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Watching tech people tremble before the awesome power of AI feels like when an actor is “attacked” by a wild animal in a movie but they are just holding a raccoon pelt to their neck and pretending to wrestle with it

More like a stankey diagram with those shower stats

Saw a sign that said, "Pregnant? You're not alone." And I'm like, yeah. I think that's the premise lol

Have we considered that Trump might just be trying to create a setup where the Kennedy Center will be shut down *unless* a scrappy group of theater performers (with a little help from Andrew Lloyd Webber) can pull together the best musical this town has ever seen?

The overall idea that he's a very close friend that no one else in the family has heard of isn't at all plausible. However I could absolutely believe that Trump doesn't give enough of a shit about his kids to know who any of their friends are

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Q: Was it appropriate for POTUS' son to accept a gift from a friend of Putin? Will you investigate? BLANCHE: The president doesn't know who this person is. Other members of the family don't know who this person is. The president's son has said he's a very close friend. So am I investigating what?

Aaron Rodgers could be saying the winning lotto numbers on his podcast and I wouldn’t want to hear about it

I dreamed that @marawilson.bsky.social made a really popular post exhorting us all to start using different suffixes to make our posts more interesting and help the English language evolve. The only example I remember was "I had to drive around looking for parking downtown, and that was scareful."

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen in my entire life

Paul Haine@paulhaine.bsky.social · 3w ago

He'd be like Bob Mortimer's Wario

Bye Tim Curry. You made pollution weirdly sexy and confused a lot of millennial kids with that. Sleep well.

My personal favorite Tim Curry role — and definitely the one I quote the most — is when he guest-starred on Psych as a mean judge on a singing reality competition show www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZGE...

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CALLING LONDONERS 📣 My friend has spent FIVE YEARS developing her play—a queer horror story—and she's hardly sold any tickets. She's travelling down from Leeds and I'm devastated 🥺 The Haunting of Verity Evans, The Hope Theatre, 25th–26th August. I hope you'll join me! Please share if you can't!

Tangential but I recently watched a Blood on the Clocktower stream where a player was trying to acknowledge that the way they were responding made them look evil but what they said was, "I know, I know, it's like you hit me with a dog and I'm hollering"

Post-Left Watch@postleftwatch.bsky.social · last mo.

Ana Kasparian: "There's like a saying, a hurt dog don't holler, or something like that."

oh Outlier, quit being such a prude

If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)

I support the right of all middle aged celebrities to lib out on the internet

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

Getting away with my crimes because I look up all my poisoning questions at the library, finding the books using the card catalog. The Gen Z police are secretly so impressed

The Author, Séamas O'Reilly@seamas.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Any time I read a story like this, I immediately scroll down to see if my favourite true crime trope - the absurdly incriminating search history - gets featured. I can confirm that this one does not disappoint.

my wife keeps playing club bops from the late 2000s for the baby and when i ask what she’s doing she says “education”

Hotel breakfasts should be all day. You don’t know me, you don’t know my life

Ripping up newspaper for the chimney starter on the grill and came to the police blotter page. I am surrounded by TERRIFYING crimes

i pick the jolly green giant, but as my lover

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Things aren't great, let's have some fun

"I hate the people who love me. And they hate me!"

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2mo ago

What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."

Now that The Odyssey is a hit, they have a chance to really monetize and create a Greekiverse. I need teens having opinions on the murder of Clytemnestra In the next five years

is that the wine dark sea? didn’t know it was a fuckin rosé