amir

@amirrowaichi.bsky.social

fan of cats, cooking, beer and increasingly mark corriganesque non-fiction

Tesco profits shot up from £883m to £2.3bn. ​An extra £1.4bn+ in profit while families STRUGGLE to afford basic groceries. ​It’s not a cost-of-living crisis, it’s a cost-of-greed crisis—backed by government INACTION!

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The current national anthem is a dirge and should be replaced by The Hokey Cokey. It would make the country a much happier place especially if everyone singing it, no matter the occasion, had to do the dance as well.

Right. I'm on a nightbus home. So the law is i have to tell y'all a story. So let me tell you about the time i ended up drinking with Ray Harryhausen's right-hand animator. Who we were incorrectly convinced was full of so much shit

When I was 15 my boyfriend at the time said when we were cuddling, "I wish we could lie here forever". I am now 43 and I regularly think, god we would still be lying there now how boring.

Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none.

It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to
Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate
from the people. He has no real ideas, and
no plan,

Johnson on X

When I was about 10 years old I thought I would be able to walk on water if I put arm bands round my ankles and jumped in. Turned upside down in the pool with my feet poking out. Dad had to jump in and save me.

Many years ago I thought mixing cream into a setting strawberry jelly would make a nice creamy desert for the then toddlers. And meat-baby was born. For the same toddlers 17th birthday, they’ve asked that I make another one…

A strawberry jelly with curdled cream set into it in the shape of a happy sloth. The curdled mixture has set to look just like shiny meat.