Saw your husband planning an expedition to the island of a powerful sorceress without the use of a protective amulet or mage to shield him🤭
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someone replied "this is so me" to one of my posts to which I replied "it’s also me" just so they don’t forget who’s the real star of the show.
imprinted on my baby ducks and now were all walking in a big circle
sitting on a couch is amazing - the indoor adventurer
The figurehead on the front of my ship is a convincing replica of the back of the ship so predators don't know which we are going like some kind of moth
(Accidentally torturing and mutilating some elves) Boss is going to kill me..🤦♂️ (Saruman walking in): 😍
If you’re not joking around with me you’re joking around against me
You can do anything! . . . . If you try extremely hard and be frustrated and grumbling the whole time
Ma'am, didn't mean to snoop, but that song you were singing... well, uh, I was just wondering... ah shit uh [tearing up, swallowing hard] does he make it? The itsty bitsy spider?
Bonked my head on a tree limb earlier and felt a connection to thousands of generations of ancestors. Probably the most classic hominid mishap of all time
everyone is so icked out by mercenaries until they need people with no allegiances to pay for unsavory deeds 💅
Disappearing mysteriously into the fog but then the fog blows away and you see me crouching weirdly behind a dumpster
(Helping a raccoon with an ice cream bucket on its head get unstuck from a fence) I've been there buddy, hang on
