As soon as I find out who this "Al" mother fucker is, I'm kicking his ass for stealing all the art and music and making shittier, soulless versions! #FuckAL

imagining Waria, the evil Maria from sound of music, putting on a bunch of nazi puppet shows and farting

Ah yes the circle of life

Bragging my wife and closest friends that I got "reskeeted by YKS" and quickly being summarily executed.

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

what zelda will look like in 2026

If my GF became Obsession i'd scream like a fat little pot-bellied gnome. I'd lowkey shout like an asshole.

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

Dang they really got a category for everything

Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.

Following InfoWars on all social platforms is the truest form of bravery.

We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

Laughed until I (actually) cried at this

I've seen someone become a "main character" of the day on this website where people dog-pile his horrible take enough to get it trending. This has fully become the true replacement to the bird site.

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

@jessefarrar.com hey! You are a twitter old-head. Do you remember a bit like 10 years ago on twitter about the philosophy of the two brews or something? I think Mike F. may have been the one who did it. Coffee is the brew of the morning and beer is the brew of night.

this is funny but also heartwarming

It's cool that apple is rumored to make their own version of the meta rayban pervert glasses.

69 has always been funny. 67 has been funny recently. But 68 is slacking - however, i Believe in it, and I think you should just start laughing at 68 to make it feel better, and pretend it's a small person who is sad and needs our positivy. In fact - let's pretend all numbers are little people