sorcerers are adhd coded. wizards are autism coded. (takes huge bong rip) warlocks? ocd coded

Saw ANOTHER person say my indictment was the best thing to happen to my campaign. Let me be clear: It severely limited what I could say, where I could go, and what I could do. I had to worry about prison AND legal fees for myself AND my (amazing) field director. Political prosecutions aren’t fun.

history is going to remember our democrats as historically effete at best and more likely willing collaborators

Turns out it's actually great when the internet is lots of smaller spaces instead of one super space.

@drunkonmystery.bsky.social is that good

Sarah Langs@slangsonsports.bsky.social · 21h ago

This is Shohei Ohtani’s 66th home run at 113+ mph since the start of 2021, including playoffs That’s 23 more than anyone else in MLB in that span

We Bought a Zoo for Tax Purposes

snargleplax@snargleplax.bsky.social · 23h ago

Throw Momma from the Train for Tax Purposes

Logistically if I ever DID vote for Newsom, would I do it before or after voulentarily feeding my cocknballs into the junk mutilation machine?

Return of the Cmonstermacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24h ago

The only thing this merger will accomplish is shitloads of people losing their jobs. Thank you, Gavin Newsom

Add, "for tax purposes" to a movie: Being John Malkovich for tax purposes

Lynne M. Thomas 🏳️‍🌈🚀🦄 📜@lynnemthomas.com · yesterday

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: Dirty Dancing for Tax Purposes

Up late at night wondering why a Mirari Sword card hasn't been made yet.

My darkest confession: a good nap is very pleasurable Candy tastes sweet The sun is bright

Defector@defector.com · 3d ago

My darkest confession: Stone Temple Pilots was a great band defector.com/my-darkest-c...

no country has a right to exist. countries don’t have rights. borders aren’t real

But what cereal do I eat the rest of the week

Hey I know nobody cares but Shane Gillis can suck shit. Hack material even if it WEREN'T tone deaf.

My observation of a construction site is that almost daily do flatbed trucks come or go delivering or removing machines that move people or things to remarkable heights.

I long for a time when any of us had spoons.

I built a Spider Ham deck for a budget Xmas exchange and it's secretly a food deck so it's called, "hold up, let Ham cook"

Sappho was trans?

eileen chengyin chow@chowleen.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Some men say an army of horse and some men say an army on foot and some men say an army of ships is the most beautiful thing on the black earth. But I say it is what you love. -Sappho, trans. Anne Carson #everynightapoem as ever

AWWW FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOO

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social · last wk.

Everyone was positive the next Marvel Magic set was X-Men, but instead it’s…my boy!!!!

New America PAC mailer just dropped and I regret to report that I want the tshirt version

The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. https://bit.ly/4hMhPzG

Democrats will never learn.

Bravo to @johnpicacio.bsky.social! A sad but necessary decision.

John Picacio@johnpicacio.bsky.social · last wk.

🧵 Attention, Fellow SFF Artists and Authors -- here is my response to Must Read Magazines, after they presented an Asimov's art contract expecting me to waive all Moral Rights and Copyright to my art. And, I would strongly advise the following to my fellow pros…. 1/

Yeah, I dunno man, I'm like a fairly average fan of Green Lantern, I got big into it when Hal lost his mind and fell off around new 52 and I thought this show was pretty great. Hal and Jon we're basically perfect and the Guardians were wonderfully inscrutable.

Jason Sanford@jasonsanford.bsky.social · last wk.

I agree with @samthielman.com: I loved both the Lanterns season finale and the show's approach to the characters. I'll definitely watch a season 2 with John Stewart and (hopefully) the digital ghost of Hal Jordan. slate.com/culture/2026...

"popcorn dinosaur" is what THIS guy sounds like with his outdated notions about what buckets are!

Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon@slimyswampghost.bsky.social · last wk.

i really think we need to reevaluate our definition of "bucket" in these cases. that is a dinosaur

Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.