No but like, legitimately, how did i do this cold turkey at the age of 23?

Serving Punt@audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 6h ago

Today's episode: screamcrying on the kitchen floor.

Today's episode: screamcrying on the kitchen floor.

Serving Punt@audreyoriginal.bsky.social · 3d ago

Detoxing from zoloft and I am a grade A wreck

Detoxing from zoloft and I am a grade A wreck

I was supposed to do chores yesterday but instead I decided Frog Art

Reskeet if you would watch me rage eat cucumbers for $5

I almost pickaxed a cowboys fan for asking my husband for permission to talk to me bro I am fresh off a weekend of piping hot feminism and I'll slap you faster than a prescott pick, you dumb fucking hick

Does anyone have a place I can stay in NY or NYC? Things are getting worse here daily. I found out I have to be out by September first. I’m willing to do work trade until I find employment...

Brooklyn Rousseau@gothicwtf.eurosky.social · last mo.

My Aunts husband wants me to leave. He never wanted me here. My aunt is siding with him because I wont drop my psych meds. (fix everything with essential oils person & "doesn't trust doctors"). I'm fucked.... Paypal: djmythadrall@gmail.com cashapp: $BrooklynRousseau76 Venmo: @djmythadrall

The fuck did those shoes end up

Lemon Jerome@ianferguson.bsky.social · 2w ago

Found this cool shot of @bernielomax.extranapkins.net and @audreyoriginal.bsky.social on my phone. Circa 2021

OH MY I just hit a 5 spot and made some new friends GO BILLSSSSSS

"Family reunion" or rather, "primordial ooze"

It's cool that Jimothy is getting love, but can we bring even more of that to disabled *people* please?

Damn the bombs are relentless tonight

A swift recall to save our tight ends.

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 3w ago

the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

a few good Jessica’s

Byron C Clark@byroncclark.bsky.social · 3w ago

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Everything helps, even a $1, appreciate everyone Cashapp - $MollyMedium

Mikhail Garbagechev@jhohos.myatproto.social · 3w ago

Still need some help, low on cat food/litter with 6 cats, going through a tough time - anything helps - every donation will get a cat pic Cashapp - $MollyMedium

Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!

I call this Audrey Guacamole. Because @audreyoriginal.bsky.social really likes it. Avocados, roasted garlic, roasted hot hatch chiles, salt, lime, cilantro

Lazy kitty Sunday

BEGGING FOR A DAY WHEN EVERYONE USES ALT TEXT It is good and necessary !

Live m-áss

Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 4w ago

We are in the timeline where Taco Bell is leading the response to stop the diarrhea-causing parasite outbreak

Oh my god @bernielomax.extranapkins.net could not rememeber what GameStop was called so he referred to it as the "electronics boutique" 🤣

does anyone in seattle have like a huge amount of dirt they wanna give me

My uncle said he wanted a tattoo of a loon eating USA Himmler's liver so I told him to put it on his neck

👏 WHY 👏 ARE 👏 ALL 👏 THESE 👏 WOCKAFLOCKAS 👏 MASKED?! 👏 DON'T 👏 LET 👏 THEM 👏 NORMALIZE 👏 THAT 👏 SHIT! 👏 NOTHIN' 👏 GOOD 👏 HAPPENS 👏 IN 👏 MASKS 👏 EXCEPT 👏 HALLO 👏 FUCKIN' 👏 WEEN 👏 AND 👏 WHATNOT!!! 👏

Here is an example of some tomato earrings I made for myself 🍅

Time for the Thanksgiving nap because no joke that Chicago hot dog stuffing is the best thing I may have ever had on a 4th of Julie

A true athlete.

Solar oven attempt #2 went really well and it's pretty cloudy. This was after about an hour or so.