The incredibly horny Skeletor lines in the new He-Man movie were added because of Jared Leto. It’s part of his standard contract that he gets to sexually harass one of his co-stars.
haley stevens 10 seconds after the mossad shows up to her door today asking what happened to that $60 million AIPAC gave her
50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑@50501movement.bsky.social · 16h agoIt’s official: @abdulelsayed.bsky.social wins the Democratic Primary for Senate! The People Prevail Over Corporate Profits Once Again!
She spent $70m so everyone in Michigan and around the world could hear an answer to the question: “what would it sound like if A Prairie Home Companion came out in support of an ongoing genocide?”
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 16h agoUnfathomable
Well now we can move on to the part of the election where the centrist Democrats graciously accept their defeat and support the progressive primary winner for the good of party, state and country
so like as an outside observer it seems pretty obvious to me that both conservative media outlets and zionist interest groups are running a massive, racialized dis/misinformation campaign to wedge Black democrats, and i don’t see people talking about it as much as we probably should be
It's fun to be reminded that even if you supported Kamala in 2024, her stupid fans will backstab you anyway. There is no value in ever bending the knee to them.
Delta Nupe@itsnotuitsme1911.bsky.social · 15h agoEl-Sayed won. I’m urging Black Detroiters to STAY HOME and be “uncommitted’ like El-Sayed was for Kamala Harris during the general election. Dearborn voted for TRUMP instead of the Black Lady. I’m encouraging Black Detroit to vote for Jill Stein or Trump , like the Arabs in Dearborn did in 24!
Matt Groening: I created Bachelor Chow to illustrate how sad and pathetic Fry’s life is. Me, mixing microwave rice with whatever meat I have on hand and throwing it in a bowl: I have created Bachelor Chow from the hit show Futurama
Creedence Clearwater Revengeance send skeet
the desire to somehow reform or rehabilitate a party that has never been anything but psychopaths of varying restraint must be something you’re born with. they’re in power stomping everyone’s faces in and you’re wondering how to make them more palatable to moderates
The fact that children like stories about peril and war as much as adults do, and the fact that authors want to give them main characters they can relate to, means there are a lot of stories that are technically about child soldiers. This isn’t new either. Narnia is about child soldiers.
I just assume all of his 20,000 followers agree with his views on mentally disabled children.
29 U.S.C. § 157@organizingpower.bsky.social · 3d agoThis guy has 20,000 followers and is using his platform to do Gazan holocaust denialism
There are more people who've parlayed middling athletic prospects into profitable careers decrying the inclusion of trans women in sports than there are trans women in sports.
FTR Roger will get blocked for this, just like I did. he'll also put Roger on a bunch of maga-sounding lists and/or block lists. It's how Craig protects his bullshit grift.
Roger (6’5”)@iamtherog.com · 2w agoDoes everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
Gentle reminder for all that if you have books that are water damaged, crawling with bugs, physically broken, or giving you travel advice for a country that hasn’t existed since the 90s, you can safely throw them away, you don’t need to make them your local thrift store’s problem.
OKITE OKITE OKITE! GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Home Depot employees trying to stop me from reaching the display toilets
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The KKKHive is sharing propaganda from famous nazi pedophile Dom Lucre
it's Candy Love@candylovely.bsky.social · 4d agoThis Seattle mayor is a train wreck:
Just saw a car with a bald eagle front plate and a big Taliban flag decal on the rear window
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putting a big american flag on my car so people know that i always think it’s my turn to go, and i don’t yield
Amnesty also making their own job harder as they demonstrate that every tinpot dictator and murderous oligarch simply has to issue a legal writ of "It was actually very HURTFUL when you described me as genocidal despot" and they fold like an origami coward
ergopraxis@ergopraxis.bsky.social · 5d agoAmnesty's capitulation is unacceptable, because a human rights NGO is not simply a discount think tank (viz. a double discounted research university). It's part of its job description to specifically leverage its resources to stand its ground against actual and threatened SLAPPs from bad actors!
CIA operative: the aliens didn't conduct any experiments on you? me: i think they forgot about me at one point my cell door opened and an alien came in with a mop and seemed shocked to see me CIA operative: and after this they dumped you into a lake? me: they didn't even slow down the ship
I heard legends of an edit of Rem Deadlock doing 9/11 and I can’t fucking find it
Froppy, so stoned she can only blink one eye at a time: “No occifer it’s called a Frog Blink and it’s actually part of my quirk.”
If you flip this around, ask yourself how many Abdul supporters would feel inclined to support Haley (were she to win) after she went on Twitter at 10:30pm and decided to call him an antisemite?
ok so what if my treats come from the Hitler factory, haven’t you heard of letting people enjoy things??? besides, i got express permission from the Not-Hitler association to enjoy all the treats i want because i’m so good at Trivial Pursuit! so there!