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Playing old Nintendo games on Twitch (twitch.tv/BBQdotgov) & YT (https://www.youtube.com/@BBQdotgov). Aspiring to be Surgeon General of barbeque. Not government affiliated (yet).
sorry there’s no money to fix air travel, we spent it all on secret masked police to solve the problem of having construction workers
Excited to see which form of travel will be forbidden today, I hope it’s submarines because I rarely am on them
this is happening because a bunch of chuds decided that having grown-ups with subject matter expertise in charge of important things was woke and gay
I know I'm old because I just housed a bag of Werther's Original Caramel Popcorn
If you're stuck on a plane & about to to spend the night in a strange city, now's a good time to look around your flight & find the nearest annoying-but-very-attractive person. B/c a handful of you are going to get a Hallmark movie experience out of this, but at this scale, you gotta stake dibs.
"While I have, on occasion, accidentally unplugged the macerating toilet pump, and once did walk away with a freestanding sink, I had nothing at all to do with the Outlook system going down yesterday nor the entire aviation system going down today. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Our brilliant plan of putting people who think reading is gay in charge of everything has hit an unexpected snag.
Putting Flavor Flav on 60 Minutes makes so much sense that it’s the one way they’d get me to watch the show again
boss: looks like email is back up me: i think mine is still down boss: everyone else’s is working me: wow that’s crazy
Me, every day: Well, well, well, if it isn't my old enemy, finite resources
This, to me, reflects the big problem in our politics. These people equate "doing well in the midterms" with "winning the World Series." No, idiots, that's just making the roster. Passing legislation that helps people is "winning the World Series." 75%+ of pols just want to run, not govern.
April Glick Pulito@aprilglick.bsky.social · 2d agoI’m absolutely losing it at the Schumer camp’s party line being baseball metaphors because I can refute it with about a hundred more
*Winnie the Pooh trying to hide his increasing disappointment as he reads more about the honeypot situation*
Computer, show me the easiest Free Exercise Clause case in American history.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoBENNY JOHNSON: Would you be in favor of a burka ban here in America, or at least in Minnesota? TOM EMMER: There should be no burkas. There should be nothing like that allowed. It's pure stupidity to say 'this is what they believe.' Really? Over 80% of this population is on welfare programs.
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Bancroft Sutherland@bancsutherland.bsky.social · 3d agoWhen your security detail is able to offer an NDA on demand…
Palmer Luckey looks like a replacement character on Pawn Stars
sometimes i'll take a very brief break from work to come up with the dumbest name for a startup i can think of and check to see whether it's the name of a real company. it's a fun game because you win around 90% of the time. today's word was "strively." yep
wreck of the edmund fitzgerald but it's a guy who pees his pants 15 ft from the nearest restroom
I'm not a top economist, but I think we should try to make the housing itself less expensive instead of encouraging people to take on more debt to buy it.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d ago".. a Federal Housing Administration program to facilitate home purchases with as little as $1,000 down for first-time buyers who meet 'strong underwriting criteria' .." @bloomberg.com $XHB www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
