Accidentally scrolled through indie poo reels too many times and now the twiftaa song is stuck in my head

Just seen an electric hearse and limo for the first time, we’re living in the future

Just post my entire life savings on Hunter Biden’s memecoin, my wife is going to kill me

Country’s gone absolutely daft

Jane@localnotail.bsky.social · 2d ago

Daniel Thomas / Danny Tommo has today marched his private army of blackshorts to Daily Mail HQ to demand a new house for his mum within 48 hrs, after they doorstepped her for a feature on him. Apparently he plans to blockade them + cry at them until they do Bet those lads are glad of the balaclavas

Holy shit, caught one in the wild

What a daft cunt

Ireland against Fascism@irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 5d ago

Daniel Thomas is in his hometown of Portsmouth trying to stop immigrants from landing and boarding buses. He's calling for men, including his 'Patriot Platform' vigilantes to join him as he says they will be there all night. He wants men in boats also. Currently just two police men attending.

We must strike China and start world war three because of the risk that they may, in fact, summon Cthulhu. Credible intelligence reports that they are on the verge of developing sorcery. Reputable politicians are very concerned about China's capacity for large-scale genie production

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 7d ago

Why worry about the magic computer god killing us all when a bunch of cultists are dead set on that path anyway.

deux Duchamp Duchamp, piss

Soooo it’s not just young trans women, it’s young women in general. And old women with protest signs. And middle aged women daring to be menopausal on the NHS’s fiver. And mothers who work, or don’t work. All women, really. Who could have seen this coming 🙄

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 5d ago

However much you hate British media, it is not enough www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...

Smol landlord here 🥺 your rent is actually my emotional support money and you giving me attitude whilst I fleece you is pretty uncool actually 🥺

This just came on shuffle and I thought I’d had a stroke at first open.spotify.com/track/6plo7W...

Pump It Up

Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Juanes · Spanish Model · Song · 2021

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Chas and Dave play on the Labi Siffre song sampled in “My Name Is…” by Eminem.

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 7d ago

Tell me a fun fact.

"masked fascist paramilitary seizes port" just isn't the sort of thing the uk media would ever say, is it

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 6d ago

Masked protesters block access at Port of Dover

Those masked fash men at Dover are all known to the police. Their funding streams are all known to the security services but its easier for the authorities to play dumb because they play an important role in shaping how the establishment want this country to be and any noticing will implicate allies

why are all the UK's unions absolute dogshit?

GeekOnALeash 🏳️‍⚧️@geekonaleash.co.uk · 7d ago

@unison.org.uk have changed their policy for their women's conference, which is only open to 'biological females' 🤮 Did I miss something? Did voting to support us mean nothing? Was this decision put to a vote? unison.org.uk/events/2027-...

Just so we are clear: The 83yo priest on the left is a terrorist. The balaclava-clad men on the right are protestors with legitimate concerns

I think we can be even more historically precise & don't need to invoke the decline of organised religion to explain boomer resentment-grievance culture The boomers' parents & grandparents lives were given personal & collective substance & meaning by the calling/sacrifice of two world wars

flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social · 6d ago

This is exactly it: the first generation who will die knowing that no reward in heaven awaits them, and that the children they so virulently despise will inherit the Earth. That’s why they are frantically scrambling to wreck and destroy as much as they can, before the scythe falls.

just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 6d ago

Masked protesters block access at Port of Dover

John Fetterman is a literal golem, it’s incredible.

it’s very validating that there’s no one who’s extremely pro-Israel but then otherwise a normal, kind person. it’s all guys who are disgusted by children’s hospitals.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last wk.

Fetterman text to aide: “Why do I have to keep having to meet with [Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia]?” Aide: “Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.” Fetterman: “Well I’m not.” @wsj.com #PAsen www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Set my dad up a YouTube account and all he watches is 70s rock and dumpster diving videos but the recommended page is full of right wing cunts like Leo Kerse and racist AI slop. These companies are set on radicalising our parents.

Make your mind up. Which band is it, FFS? #TOTP

Just picked up a chopping board to cut some cucumber and a spider jumped off of it, dinners cancelled

Britain had to ban him from entry to protect our critically important transphobia industry

I am not even a tiny bit joking when I say that this would turn me rabidly homicidal

Abbey@abbeyarletto.bsky.social · last wk.

This is what living next door to a 30 megawatt data center sounds like.

There was a few years in the late 70s and early 80s when punk rock felt truly politically dangerous. Discharge were one of those bands. The pure anger radiating from these records is incredible.

Brother couldn't hack a single parliamentary session no longer as PM. A petty thin skinned lying loser

Alex Partridge@alexpartridge87.bsky.social · last wk.

Starmer standing down as an MP: www.camdennewjournal.co.uk/article/excl...

According to leading politicians in the West, this is simply impossible, and is therefore not happening.

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com · last wk.

Solar panels are now China’s top source of power capacity, surpassing coal in a key milestone for the country’s green energy boom.

Thank you label holder assembly instructions, I really needed that today

If you're under the age of 25, the first time you encounter *any* of these companies it's them offering dogshit. Like, if you are under 25 your experience with Bethesda has been Starfield, your experience with Facebook the Metaverse bullshit, your experience with Google its dogshit genAI, etc

Adolfo Neto@adolfoneto.elixiremfoco.com · 2w ago

Why young people hate AI even more?