History's Only Boy
@bonelessbuddy.bsky.social
A mysterious man tootsieroll boy He/him
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
For the sake of Democratic Party cohesion, it should become conventional wisdom sooner rather than later that AIPAC is in the general sense little more than a Republican donor front.
IMEU Policy Project@imeupolicy.bsky.social · 10h agoAIPAC is the biggest source of Republican money in Democratic elections, and now they are making clear they will spend even more to defeat Democrats in November. They advocate for policies the vast majority of Democrats viscerally disagree with. No Democrat should be taking money from AIPAC.
Crucial to note that Image said they “will not be working with Warren on anything further until he has made amends to the satisfaction of all involved” back in 2021… it took them just three years to break this promise by reprinting DESOLATION JONES in 2024
ComicsXF@comicsxf.com · 11h agoAs a reminder, in 2020, more than 60 people accused Warren Ellis of grooming and sexual impropriety, coming together to create the website somanyofus.com. In its most recent update, in 2023, the site posted: "To the best of our knowledge, Warren Ellis took none of the steps we hoped he would."
Oh these are not human beings these are bots I'm being silly
What rough mr beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born
I don’t expect help because I’m not popular or interesting or struggling with anywhere near as much as others, but I’d rather not wait two weeks to have clean underwear and food in my fridge.
Daniel Tirebiter@danmofftarkin.bsky.social · 5h agoI’ve definitely torn something major in my leg, if anyone wants to Venmo me a few bucks so I can take an Uber to the laundromat and grocery store this week instead of relying on shoe leather and the bus it would be greatly appreciated. Venmo and Cashapp are both danmofftarkin
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
Sure she pushed advertisements saying that he was a misogynistic candidate because he was Muslim, and she falsely implied that she was endorsed by the UAW and Obama, and she took millions of aipac dollars, and she did adopt a funny accent to make him sound more foreign, BUT her concession was nice
The drive for AI, the desire for humanoid labor & by extension the demand for sexbots lays bare the modern status obsessed capitalist desire for what they can convince themselves is an ethical form of exploitation. It’s proven by the quest to simulate intelligence. The stimulus of abuse is crucial.
I repeat once again that uncommitted did everything right and you better learn how to respect the people involved because they're gonna keep doing everything right and moving up in the party.
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 11h agoThe co-founder of the 2024 National Uncommitted Movement, Abbas Alawieh, decisively won his primary to become a State Senator in Michigan. Abbas was endorsed by both Bernie Sanders and Gretchen Whitmer. Abbas Alawieh also privately met with former VP Kamala Harris last month upon her request.
If Sayed wins his race in November, the US Senate will officially have more Egyptians in it than The Mummy reboot cast
Swara A.S. ☀️🍉🌊🧿@spiderswarz.bsky.social · yesterdayOh....they're bringing back the Israeli playing an Egyptian I see...and aren't even casting Egyptians.... Yeah this Mummy sequel is going to be a full on Orientalist mess. Bold of them to do so again during *this* time lol. deadline.com/2026/08/the-...
In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
In 2011, the UK government response to antitrans provocations was "Don't be so bloody stupid".
Mallory Moore@sexabolition.blog · 16h agoweb.archive.org/web/20260108... Here's an archive link of the original business guidance in case the original goes missing. In pretty clear terms the original guidance used to say stuff like "obviously, so long as the changing rooms allow privacy, trans women should be permitted to use the womens"
"saudi arabia owns EA" is going to be the headline you see basically everywhere for this one but "jared kushner is about to use EA as a vehicle for trump administration bribes" is equally relevant imo
![The firm is fully owned by Jared Kushner and has a staff of approximately 20 people.[2][5] By 2024, the firm had returned no profits to its investors.[6] The firm has been controversial due to conflicts of interests arising from Kushner soliciting funds from Middle Eastern governments while also working as an envoy having direct and indirect dealings with those governments in his role in the second Trump administration.[7] According to reporting by Bloomberg News, investors in the firm do so with the expectation of influencing the Trump administration.[8]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2jjromh55tf7pp7s4hsvurf4/bafkreihebdzjog2hp37o2q3enjyrsi46btqktev76ogpneczsrrzl55fo4)
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · yesterdayEA Announces Completion of Acquisition by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners www.ea.com/news/ea-anno...
the ragnarok lobster guy deleted all his posts about how haley stevens was gonna win. that’s how cold politics is. ragnarok lobster is abandoning you before the polls even close
A lot of people are going to try and insist in about six hours that being outspent by tens of millions of dollars and winning by five to possibly fifteen points is actually not that big of a deal
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
its so cool the white house property is going to look like the cover of Holes by the time trump leaves
Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social · 2d agoScoop: Trump has ordered workers to redo weeks of work on his planned White House helipad new WaPo photos show how past work was removed over weekend Trump is contemplating changes to White House lawn's slope, raising bigger Qs about project and cost
Hey, did you know I'm looking for work? It's true! I am a writer, editor, localization editor, and project manager/producer of games and games-adjacent media, best known as the creator of YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS You should really hire me! Future you will thank you
imagine this is an emergency and your car wont let you go until you watch a two-minute commercial for erectile dysfunction pills
852dude@852dude.bsky.social · 2d agoThis sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.
Grocery stores abandoned urban markets and this is how CVS (and Walgreens) treat those customers
🥋🇬🇾Chris Hempsworth🇯🇲🥋@duckjordan.myatproto.social · 2d agoCVS is doing the most!!!
