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Just confirmed with a government spokesperson that if you didn’t receive an Emergency Alert on your phone today, it means you don’t matter and no one would miss you in a disaster

I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know they swapped those numbers. I knew it was reposts on the left, likes on the right. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! Never! I just couldn't prove it! They covered their tracks, they got that idiot who put his phone in the pool to help them!

Chuck McGill mid-rant from the Better Call Saul episode "Chicanery"

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏

Good Evening, “video games” was a 45 year sociological study conducted by hardware development industries. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

seriously tho rip to a legend. i knew him as a kid absolutely nailing The British Character Actor Humilation Ritual which is when they make you play an absolutely nothing villain in a middling episode of doctor who and you still have to carry the episode somehow. he aced that shit

Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!" Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord." Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!" The Other Two Guys You Start With:

〽️ax krieger asks: who's going to PAX WEST?@maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 2y ago

for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture

will ferrell and ryan reynolds looking stupid on the poster for spirited (2022)

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

New on the Ponett Gazette: Over two years in the making, it's my in-depth review of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth! A game I really wanted to love, but ultimately found frustrating due to the abundance of padding that fundamentally shifts the tone of FF7's story for the worse ponett.dog/blog/final-f...

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth review: A disappointing journey through a world of tourist traps

How my most anticipated game of 2024 ended up being kind of a slog that failed to capture what I love about the original Final Fantasy VII.

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