You really have to feel for these poor dogs! 😹
More Like the Rock and Roll Hall of SHAME!
@bsrken.bsky.social
Typical bleeding heart liberal in South Texas.
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
I’m only going to say this once. Americans who eat meat get more than enough protein from their normal diet. You do not need to add more on purpose. Or to be healthier or to lose weight. It’s a marketing scam. If you’re worried about protein intake, worry about the developing world, not yourself.
being an adult fuckin sucks because you’ll have the worst day ever at work and then have to go grocery shopping and make dinner
Billy, the music loving dog is taken to the music hall filled with musicians practicing and listens for the sound that pleases him the most. It’s the cello. 🎻 He lays down basking in the waves of sounds he chose out of all the others. Music is the universal language. #DogsofBluesky #MusicSky
Some day all of these work problems will seem insignificant. But it's gonna suck until then. Like every day until then.
Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
The toxic influencer who has made "hyper-masculinity" his brand was arresting wearing Doris Day clam-digger slacks and a kicky purple blouse.
we’ve got more “marry me” recipes in circulation than ever and yet the marriage rates keep falling. All those sun-dried tomatoes died for nothing.
We're supposed to trust Walmart which chose not to pull tainted baby formula from their shelves to pull the Screaming Shits tainted produce. Sure, Jan. Sure sucks not having an FDA anymore. You get what you vote for or don't bother voting against. Enjoy. Stock up on TP.
Me, at the grocery store, worried that my pre-washed lettuce is going to contaminate my raw meat in the tote bag. #makeamericahurlagain #maha
I don't know who needs to hear this, but they're using sewage water on our food, so they can use the fresh water on data centers.
I have taken the soul of the Republican Senator the one you were probably hoping to see in Hell Forgive me I got mixed up they’re both so evil and so old
Murray: Is it true that people making under $184,000 pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes. Murray: And what is the rate for someone making $1,000,000? Dahl: 2.2%.
This is Pearl. She's very excited you're home, and can only properly express her enthusiasm through jazz hands. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: ohpearlitsliza)
For dinner tonight I shall mainly be enjoying the Strait of Hummus.
if you fuck up a meal just call it Ohio style and serve it anyway
How is it the power grid couldn’t handle electric cars but it will be fine with all these data centers?
The only miracles in this world are people walking the path of light, taking action and choosing positivity over negativity. It’s not flashy, it’s not complicated, but it’s real. The Buddhists figured it out thousands of years ago.
God knows the Red Sox have problems, but those goddamn yellow uniforms are one of them. Listen to yourselves, defending a marathon like it’s the Stations of the Cross. The uniform of Williams and Fisk and Dom DiMaggio, goddamn it. How do you sleep?
Old and Busted: Avocado toast New Hotness: Fast casual shrimp
not necessarily saying a president needs to know how to manage algae, but if the manager of a Super 8 fucked up the swimming pool so badly they had to call in the National Guard, my response would not be "hell yeah let's let this guy take a crack at brokering peace with Iran"