Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner

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They can still see his headless body Stalking through the night In the muzzle flash Of Roland's Thompson gun Alberta

the whole 'nothing has gotten better' discourse is of course fucking stupid in a million ways, but I just wanted to note that average dog lifespan in the United States has increased by two years since 2000.

me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this

Good sail tonight. Strong winds. Capsized twice trying to do roll tacks. The lake flushes after a big rainstorm, and the water gets shockingly cold. Needed to focus on righting the boat. Wasn't able to spot any submarines tonight. Next week, maybe.

As someone who asked government for thirty years, and I mean directly to the highest echelons every chance I could, for someone to take seriously our appalling security posture with NATO and the USA, and was repeatedly there-thered about it, I’m furious seeing the same people now with “concerns”

Did one final fishing tune-up today and I learned I can screen record my livescope. Numbers at top are distance away from back of boat, numbers on left are depth under the boat. Our 4 down rigger weights and lures are at 45-60’. Look at bait stream by on top and fish check out our offerings at 20sec