Stevens has spent much of her campaign accusing her Arab Muslim opponent of not endorsing Harris when he endorsed her before Stevens did and then just two days ago she called him an antisemite at 10:30pm because he attacked AIPAC, an org with -50 favorability among Democrats.
I’ll get on my soapbox: I work every day educating Afghan girls and women in the same modalities that were used during school lockdowns— with fewer resources— and no one treats that as a real problem, much less a crisis.
What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
your apartment, the sport of basketball, and the Republic of Korea are all social constructs. mere recognition of this fact does not actually make the question of whether you are standing in your own apartment, playing basketball, or a Korean national up in the air until settled by op ed editors
If we fuck this up, Republicans will sweep in with someone to blame, and the "someone" will be queers and Jews.
Lol @ ozzie immediately smacking one right after the weird hall monitor shit from the catcher and the ump
"small market teams" are run like ponzi schemes. they make no effort to get better, pocket $100 millions in revenue-sharing, cry poor for a decade or more then sell their franchise for an insane profit. Dodgers spending money are not the bad guys.
Plain Simple Garak@psgarak.bsky.social · last wk.If the same team wins a third straight championship by completely bypassing any semblance of an honest payroll, does it matter how the standings looked in July?
me: that baby's shirt shows a lion driving a jeep that says animal beach patrol. that's not his natural habitat woman on threads: So this guy on the train is literally looking at the wikipedia entry for lion. finance guy who goes by Aurelius88 on twitter: Without the lion, a nation's borders fall.
The richest man in the world says stuff like “money won’t exist in ten years” and we’re still expected to take him and the system that props him up seriously
Americans generally think that the enemy isn't allowed to shoot back.
cyclospora is unable to infect buffalo wings with a big side of blue cheese. something to keep in mind
I am a born-again Christian living in the Midwest. Here's how Jews in New York should feel about Israel.
but they already made a historically accurate version of the odyssey?
I don't give a shit what the Founding Fathers thought. They also thought it was good to beat prey viciously with animal bones and to howl at a large black monolith.
there’s a really cool moment in the trailer for the anthony bourdain biopic where some snobby guy goes ‘and just what is your name young man’ and the camera keeps tight to anthony bourdain as he quietly but firmly says ‘anthony bourdain.’ just fully on their walk hard shit
these people are fucking cattle man idk how else to describe it
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoUS Chief of Protocol Monica Crowley: "First things first, a huge thank you to President Trump, who in his first term heroically brought the 2026 World Cup to the United States. He did not anticipate being president and presiding over this, but God works in all kinds of ways."
Re: cyclospora, Taco Bell having ethics and going "you know what, it's always the fucking lettuce, why don't we just pull that until we know what's going on" resulting in all the outlets going "LETTUCE SOLD AT TACO BELL LINKED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" is a fantastic way to discourage ethics in future.
i don't think that's true man but i support your efforts to develop the US military into a team of less trained, worse disciplined individuals who get into fistfights about pushup contests, do not follow orders and have only a passing familiarity with the equipment they're using. godspeed sir 🫡
Graham Platner's collapse is an indictment of what Twitter has done to people's brains, and a major W for this platform and the general idea of "not spending time in Elon Musk's sandbox" slate.com/technology/2...
Graham Platner Was the Perfect Twitter Candidate
Social media transformed his campaign into a political mirage.
slate.com
Alex Kirshner@alexkirshner.com · 3w agoBluesky I have a special treat coming for you in a few minutes. You're going to come up for it like a dolphin jumping to catch some food at Sea World
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · 3w agoThe big literary discourse on twitter right now is whether The Hobbit—a children’s book that won children’s lit awards and was literally written for the author’s children—is appropriate reading for children or in fact such a difficult book most adults can’t “get their head around” it.
I’m hearing reports that Graham Platner has unhesitatingly recited— <is tackled and dragged away>
if you’re on LinkedIn this is essentially 70% of the posts there and they’re all started by someone calling themselves the CEO of Spudoo
Slideshare Gems@goodslides.bsky.social · last mo.
Kinda rocks trumps americas 250 has the vibes of Akallabêth. probably fine
