ah yes that famous era

[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!

In Reality Fracture, Glacian gave up his spark to close a Dominarian rift.

Foxnoctom@foxnoctom.bsky.social · 4d ago

In Reality Fracture, Crazy Frog is just a Frog.

In Reality Fracture, Tarkir is run by the Khans.

Foxnoctom@foxnoctom.bsky.social · 4d ago

In Reality Fracture, Crazy Frog is just a Frog.

In Reality Fracture, Mercadia is just a normal mountain.

Foxnoctom@foxnoctom.bsky.social · 4d ago

In Reality Fracture, Crazy Frog is just a Frog.

In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,

Every tech startup's About Us webpage:

We’re just innocent men

jrpgs are named after their inventor jake rpgs

My Cis audience reacting to my Trans inside baseball comics

You have to think how utterly soul-destroying it must be to be so low down the pecking order of the pro-Iran hacking groups that you are sent to sort-of take down Bluesky.

Katieboo @k8tshires.eurosky.social · 5d ago

'Bluesky suffered a 24-hour DDoS attack that caused outages. A pro-Iran hacker group claimed responsibility for the disruption.' securityaffairs.com/191059/secur...

Steve Harvey Family Feud: We asked 100 married men - Name something you do with your wife that you shouldn't do with other women 50 Year Old Man: Steve, I would have to say "have sex" Family Feud Steve Harvey:

still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"

if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods

Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️@msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · last wk.

this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes

If I could meet anyone in comics I think it would be Peter Gallagher from the current Heathcliff newspaper comics. They are utterly inscrutable to me. He is a surrealist. I must know his mind

fuck google. gemini can't even set a timer without a 30 second web search for "how to set a timer". it asks to confirm whether I REALLY want to add eggs to my shopping list. we don't need generative AI for simple phone tasks. hope there's a lawsuit over the millions of devices they're downgrading

The Verge@theverge.com · 2w ago

It’ll be Gemini or nothing on Android from September 4th. www.theverge.com/tech/975516/...

Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.

Girl come on

Love the terrible American Godzilla movie with Matthew Broderick

andy [known agitator]@meltedmasks.me · last wk.

"i hate a popular thing" is mostly boring sooooo instead tell me the piece of media you love despite everyone else hating it me? i have many, but the two that spring to mind are Milla Jovovich film Ultraviolet which i own twice accidentally, PS3 game NeverDead, and Super Mario Bros. (film, 1993)

There are no lazy game developers. There are only budgets and timelines.

Riley Bruce@rileybruce.bsky.social · last wk.

What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?

I like how everyone decided how to pose except the guy who plays Neelix who looks like he doesn’t know what’s happening

THANK YOU. been saying this

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · last wk.

Hey guys have u seen this