Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
This is actually false but I don't feel great making the correction.
🎶 They say that there’s a secret plan That Trump will use to beat Iran But you don’t really buy that bullshit, do ya? It goes like this: the bombs, Hormuz, And Hegseth chugs his fill of booze Eventually the whole thing goes ka-bloo, yeah 🎶
Will Stancil@whstancil.bsky.social · 2mo agoWe weren't allowed to know the deal, but Trump said it was the greatest deal of all time. Then it came out and it was so bad that even the Trump people had to say it was actually not the deal and there's a second secret deal that's great, but which, surprise of surprises, we aren't allowed to know
Ne Cede Malis, Marathon Infinity. Incredible environmental storytelling with economy of detail.
☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · 4mo agowhat’s one of your favorite missions or levels in a game
I just want to note that we actually have precedent for this: the covert exfiltration of nuclear material from Kazakhstan in 1994. This was not militarily contested, had the support of the Kazakh government, and took a month’s worth of 12-hour days to complete.
Mesay@mesay.bsky.social · 4mo agoOn one of the Pod Save pods they talked about some military experts who stipulated that the target might be extracting Iran’s enriched uranium from their deep underground facility. Ways this could go badly: unlimited
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
doing some thinking about religion in warhammer 40k for a thing i'm writing and i am struck by, despite being characterized as "space catholicism," the ecclesiarchy is like the most protestant form of catholicism there is
Using my community's fascist occupation as an opportunity to prosecute your online beefs from out of state is insane wrecker shit
turns out you do need opsec when you’re just making shit up lol
![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy)
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
if you are above the law's judgment you are beneath the law's protection
Donald Trump, median voter
THAT'S RIGHT -- now that I know you've redeemed your strawman, it's obvious: * You're a "free man on the road," and don't NEED to register your car. * The government IS improperly charging so-called "income taxes" under admirality law. * ... and you don't have to pay child support, either!
Matt@tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 9mo agoi do not think it is a good idea to use chatbots which are trained to be sycophantic to give tax advice to non-expert consumers
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard