Michael Tracey looks like Christopher Hitchens if he was addicted to jacking off
Showing my personal trainer a picture of Vini Reilly
That one white boy that don’t play about his love for sweaty, greasy, stanky gutbucket blues
ever since I was a little kid I've been interested in the paranormal but I guess mostly a skeptic. anyway I've been watching a lot of UFO stuff lately and people keep saying "why would this witness lie?" or "why would someone make this up?" as if people don't lie for a million weird little reasons
I think it was something he didn't even say I'm too lazy to check but that post is so fucking funny Also I'll never forget the fucking Papyrus ahegao NFTs he was shilling and then someone said this I think Beatles fans have a symbiotic relationship with Sean Lennon bc he's comically cringe
eddie murphy after running out of coke:
Bill Danse Macabre@elmapper.bsky.social · 3mo agoTired all the time
Esa banda que cree que "aprendiendo a usar la IA" van a evitar el impacto de estad tecnologías antisociales, en lugar de construir solidaridad y empatía que es lo único que nos permitirá, quizá, resistir este proyecto político
Spiritually bald song, but sad to say it’s a banger kinda
don't hug me I'm porksweats@porksweats.bsky.social · 3mo agoMy cat would not give any kind of wet food a chance, then I got her some Fancy Feast Broths and this bitch forgot where she came from
When Rudy Ray Moore, doing crowd work in the intro to one of the Dolemite movies, said that a man 'looked like when he farted in the tub he turned around and bit the bubbles' he really described some people's whole deal
Scotch guard not on here, lineup made by tourists and new jacks
Screaming Pectoriloquy@caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10mo agothis very well could be the same person
And that’s what them titties look like lying down!😂🤣
Art Candee 🍿🥤@artcandee.bsky.social · 4mo agoKyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a brown recluse spider. Karma.
umm, sorry about the underwear, i thought i was never having sex again.
please consider reading my short story about starvation, cannibalism, lies, confessions and frontier justice I think it's good!
Short Fiction from Greg@shortfictionfromgreg.substack.com · 4mo agoNEW STORY: This story is set in the earliest days of what would become Nashville in a wilderness that would become Tennessee. It's a fictional story about the first person sentenced to die there and about all of the death and other weird things that happened there. open.substack.com/pub/shortfic...