Count Dorkula
@countdorkula.bsky.social
Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war. - Sterling Archer
The thing with “is ai conscious?/will it become conscious?” Is there is zero practical or business incentive to build a tool that has opinions. Would you buy a toaster that is capable of resenting you? Or a TV that won’t put on the show you want because “it’s boring”? What’s the market??
I just corrected a typo in a Reddit comment from 2 weeks ago. My friends, I am crushing it.
We'll always have cornbread. Disclaimer: Dependent upon the availability of ingredients and a suitable heat source. Cornbread not guaranteed.
Otto Korrect on my iPad just offered up "youre" as a suggestion.
ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE OBLITERATING THE ALREADY-COMPLETELY-DESTROYED WEAPONS IN ORDER TO OPEN THE NOT-CLOSED STRAIT. TYFYATTM
With immeasurable sadness I must announce that Napoleon, our best boy, went missing a few nights back. if you see a small black kitty with two white toes around Boundary/Markhouse roads in #walthamstow do DM me. if i post no photos of him anymore, this will be why. he was my very best boy 💔
Dammit. Now where the hell did I park my. . . Ah. Found it.
My wife, @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social, made a sticker out of my Nigel Farage drawing. #caricature #art
The USMNT can still win if J.D. Vance has the courage. #StoptheSteal
250 years since Will Smith killed all them aliens
I am pleased to announce that I just sneezed and didn't pull a muscle. Today will be a good day.
this DR is the worst thing to happen to the uk since Harold Shipman #ENGDRC
It’s kinda fun watching him age like a banana in the glove box.
Idea: a bot that posts "if wrestling is fake explain THIS" with a picture of something completely unrelated to wrestling
Prediction: the entire economy will crash the day that Grand theft Auto 6 comes out. Wall street is entirely run by 17 year old math students and they will all take the day off simultaneously. No one will be left to update the big economy excel spreadsheet.
Dear Bluesky, Tablet native app when? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The price* of stock in DJT (Trump Media and Technology Group) has literally never been lower! Thank you Precedent Trump for finally addressing the so-called "Affordability Crisis"! *It's still grossly overvalued, but still ... never been lower!
Happy "Take Your Boss's Son-in-Law to Work Day" to all that celebrate!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Marco Rubio on why Trump's son in law, Michael Boulos, who has no government role, was in his official meetings in Kuwait: "He was just here because his brother lives here and I'm a good friend of Michael's, so we had a chance to catch up"
And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power
Waiting for the DOJ to announce they're investigating Martha and the Vandellas in connection with The Great* Algae Bloom in the Reflecting Pool. *THE BEST ALGAE BLOOM! (many people are saying)
Hey uh Philly Bluesky, anyone in the market for an extremely sweet and affectionate kitten bud? This is Willow, she has sort of adopted me but my two grumpy senior cats are not likely to be friendly roommates
Have the Trending topics in the sidebar been getting worse to the point of ... well, what's the point? As I type this Tommy Tuberville is trending at #1. Clicked the link and found 2 posts re: the lawsuit about his state of residence, and the rest of the posts were just about Florida in general.
