Just imagine the scenes at the glitzy ceremony, as the hosts - their faces pixelated out - open the envelope, and the heads of every intelligence agency in Europe are on the edges of their seats, waiting to find out if it was *their* spy who was the last one to tamper with it.
British foreign intelligence agency ranked top in Europe in Ballon d'Or and Eurovision-inspired competition www.civilserviceworld.com/professions/...