Dandy G🍌
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Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012
every vote cast in the US between tonight and November 2026 will represent another few hundred-thousand people realizing that the Republican national party is chaired by death cultists and Democrat national party is chaired by Republicans embarrassed about the death cultists
Today marks a very special day in science fiction literature. May I present to you, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury:
any followers wanna help make MtG proxies for "RAT COLONY" ???? I need 25 Rat Colony cards and I don't want to buy 25 of them at $7 each. HELP ME MAKE RATS ART. include a picture and flavor text if you want. if i like your RAT i'll put your name on the proxy penned-by frame.
I agree with the CEO: all the liberals who signed up for this place in November of 2024 suck. They've stunk up the joint. They should return to Twitter, where they can post libslop images of Donald Duck in a uniform talking about how Iraq was a war for oil done the honorable way.
I’ve seen the left half of this floating around in Boomer/X chud spaces. The right part was obviously added by AI. Which, in toto, makes it perhaps the greatest illustration of the centrist mindset I’ve ever seen.
Pissing at the public urinal with sandals on, otherwise known as “The Gambler’s Sprinkler”,
CIA operative: the aliens didn't conduct any experiments on you? me: i think they forgot about me at one point my cell door opened and an alien came in with a mop and seemed shocked to see me CIA operative: and after this they dumped you into a lake? me: they didn't even slow down the ship
This actually did make it click for me. This is getting incorporated directly into the firmware
Dandy G🍌@dangyd.bsky.social · 5d agoIf we assume the rating model is <NUMBER OF STEPS TO REACH BURGER> / <BURGER ATTAINMENT> then 6/10 leaves 4 steps away from burger attainment Whereas 3/5 leaves 2 steps away from burger attainment Mathematics fails to account for Burger Need Coefficient
Timnit Gebru@timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 7d ago"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Chuds will tell you literary criticism is dead or needs to die because it’s attributing modern ideas to classic texts. But without lit crit we wouldn’t have bangers like “William Blake’s ‘The Tyger’ is about Blake wanting God to pound him in the ass”
Dandy G🍌@dangyd.bsky.social · last wk.It’s so funny how literary criticism is just a trough for animals to feed out of now instead of, idk. Something insightful
lately I find myself becoming more and more like my father. been thinking a lot about “what if there was a version of <anything> but its by an old grandpappy hooting on a jug?” Does anybody else feel like this multiple times a day now?????
It’s official: Data centers are slowing America’s shift away from coal grist.org/energy/data-...
It’s official: Data centers are slowing America’s shift away from coal
New federal data shows that AI demand helped push U.S. power sector emissions up last year.
grist.org
Thankfully you can still watch this groundbreaking information about Multiple Horse Theory on Bluesky. If you know of anybody at TikTok, let me know.
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat if someone told you there's MORE than one horse? Have you ever considered that?