Daniel Shanahan

@danielshanahan.bsky.social

Associate Professor of Music Theory and Cognition at Northwestern

"Take staircases, for example. A person might be walking down a staircase, trip, and wham! Dead. It’s sad, but it happens. And if that can happen to one person, isn’t there a non-zero chance that it could happen to every human being on Earth in the next decade?" buff.ly/gxvK6pV

Technically, There Is a Non-Zero Chance That Anything Might Kill Off Humanity in the Next Decade: A Response from Anthropic’s Claude

“Human lives are fragile. A piano might fall on a person’s head. A person might get mistaken for a piñata at a birthday party and get beaten to death. An aut...

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I honestly think the idea of lie detectors is so cool to people that we will never fully be able to come to terms with them basically being junk science people just want to believe that if you hook someone up to a squiggly line machine they must tell you The Truth

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · last wk.

it is weird how often i read about lie detector tests recently yet nothing about whether lie detector tests have some how been proven reliable recently

"When the first of August came round, the Professor realized he had pleasantly trifled away nearly two months at a task which should have taken little more than a week." -Willa Cather (from The Professor's House, 1925)

I asked my Magic 8-Ball if it was conscious, and it said "better not tell you now" of course, I was having none of its prevarication, so I asked again, and it said "ask again later" not to be thwarted, I pressed it harder, I am a brave philosopher "ARE YOU CONSCIOUS?" I screamed

the window of a Magic 8-Ball toy, showing the "It Is Certain" face of the internal die

the Magic 8-Ball is a hollow black plastic ball that contains a blue-tinted alcohol solution in which a twenty-sided die is submerged: different answers are printed on each face, and the idea is that the divination is produced by which answer floats up to the surface after you shake it while asking a question
Emily M. Bender@emilymbender.bsky.social · 2mo ago

How about a jet-lagged live posting while I read? Trying to read this because I keep getting tagged in posts about it, but the first paragraph already contains synthetic text (a quote from Claude). I will skip that bit and persevere... www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

“Computational thinking is a way humans solve problems; it is not trying to get humans to think like computers. Computers are dull and boring; humans are clever and imaginative.” — Jeannette M. Wing (2006) h/t @olivia.science dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/...

Computational thinking | Communications of the ACM

It represents a universally applicable attitude and skill set everyone, not just computer scientists, would be eager to learn and use.

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