Guy going to the bathroom: Please don’t be the explosive diarrhea. Please don’t be the explosive diarrhea.

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

All these people calling themselves AI "Artists" but I'm an artist too! I paint toilets👍🤠

im sorry but i saw this and now you have to

Honey I Shrunk the Bank Account

Thank you for helping bring me to more people's lives in this era of bird flu and cyclospora. God bless

Lewis Goodall@lewisgoodall.com · 4d ago

No need for anyone to agree with me - but some of the responses to this on here reminds me just how stifling and absolutist a period in our national discourse Covid was.

I love how in the span of three years we went from Brat summer to Explosive Diarrhoea Summer

I'm so back

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w ago

CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country

There is no explosive diarrhea outbreak. We have simply covered the casino floor in plastic sheeting as a show of respect for Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.

portal opened in the toilet but i'm scared to go in

my fat ass made the memory foam mattress forget

i’m inventing a new kind of sporting event it’s where you eat 25 super hot chicken wings and then jerk off to completion with no porn

rules: u can have milk. u have 30 seconds to wash your hands between events. no toys or porn allowed. orgasm must be confirmed by an official referee

bidet with butthole bullseye technology

sorry i post about pooping so much it’s just that im always pooping

On 12 August 2004, he dislodged a tonsil stone that was the exact shape as a 1954 VW Beetle. It was discovered when Roderick bit into it whilst brushing his teeth and was promptly discarded onto the bathroom floor

mr. cannoli@boner.ink · 3mo ago

what can you say about aaron roderick's that hasn't already been said, get creative!

poo poo

cedar longpenis@guypussy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

pee pee

Someone's gonna join the brown handkerchief crew...

dwreck@d-wreck.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Honestly I’d probably make a pretty good top bc my dick is brown and I have a weak sense of smell so if I get painted I wouldn’t even know tbh

A bit gassy…

one battle after another should've been about having really bad diarrhea

gastrointestinal issues: the ultimate nemesis of the gay community

good night, sewers. good night, streams. good night, operations and maintenance teams. good night, settling tanks. good night, stream banks. good night, engineers, scientists, crews, managers, inspectors, analysts too. a good night for us means serving with care. good night, sewers, everywhere.

My legs fell asleep again

See you soon

Fart joke in kids movie: trite. predictable. juvenile. passe. vulgar. Fart joke in adult cinema: Vibrant. Jovial. Inspired. boundary-pushing, yet timeless.

Cheating on my penis by pissing out my ass

Put turd on a cracker

the difficulty of having a cat is that suddenly you have a best friend who you love unconditionally and who also doesn't understand that he can't shit on your floor when his tummy hurts