I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
Gordi!
@gordi.bsky.social
Bright future, bad hangover. owns four old cars and numerous bullshit cameras. bebostate passport office operator, gender is dude as in dudes rock
I spent my pre-teen and early teen years in a church like this before furry saved me but the first crack for me formed when my black HS friend had me go to church with her family and I realized the suburban nondenom shit was a soulless attempt at making White Gospel 2
instagram is now feeding me terrible christian music and this one is really spectacular. every single component of it is awful
I feel like I need a huge shakeup in my life so I can stop feeling so trapped, this early shift inbox monitoring job is so stable and I’m v good at it but I need something that allows me to travel a ton more and also pays way more
Bought a leather jacket I was psyched about only to find it doesn’t fit despite me trying to properly measure first ;_;
I bought this vaio at the show and after powering it on for the first time, this is what greeted me
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
i have agency. i don't want my devices to be agentic. they are my tools, not my friends
I heard that they’re doing a stage play about Charlie Kirk’s rise to prominence called “The Charlie Kirk Age.” Google “charlie kirk age play” to learn more.
If you write "I work for Anthropic and I think it might kill humanity" and I'm not reading it off of a Dropbox manifesto after you painted the walls of the HQ I'm inclined to think you're not being sincere
for any EU citizens who are on the channel 5 list and received the hunter biden shitcoin email, you have the chance to do something really funny thanks to GDPR
I love journalism and journalists
i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit
It's cryptid season!!! I've never opened for commissions on these and I likely won't again. Now is your chance. DM me with interest and we can go from there. Share with yr friends! (tagging models in the comments below!)
Had a feeling you found out my secret, hard to hide how territorial I’ve been recently with all the changes. Don’t worry, there’s still some cat in me, but for now I wouldn’t run. You smell delicious~