Gordi!

@gordi.bsky.social

Bright future, bad hangover. owns four old cars and numerous bullshit cameras. bebostate passport office operator, gender is dude as in dudes rock

I feel like I need a huge shakeup in my life so I can stop feeling so trapped, this early shift inbox monitoring job is so stable and I’m v good at it but I need something that allows me to travel a ton more and also pays way more

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

It's cryptid season!!! I've never opened for commissions on these and I likely won't again. Now is your chance. DM me with interest and we can go from there. Share with yr friends! (tagging models in the comments below!)

Had a feeling you found out my secret, hard to hide how territorial I’ve been recently with all the changes. Don’t worry, there’s still some cat in me, but for now I wouldn’t run. You smell delicious~

Rubber werewolf lurking through the moonlight-lit woods.