Gordi!
@gordi.bsky.social
Bright future, bad hangover. owns four old cars and numerous bullshit cameras. bebostate passport office operator, gender is dude as in dudes rock
since oscilloscope graphics are doing the rounds again, here's some photos from that time a few years ago when I built a gizmo to show dril tweets (and assorted other nonsense) on my ancient Tek 466
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
⚠️OH FUCK DADDY😳😩⚠️SEATTLE IT’S TIME TO VOTE ⚠️BALLOTS ARE DUE AUGUST 4TH BY ATE 💅💅 PM😱GET YOUR BALLOT DEEP😘🍆INNNN A DR0P BOX🗳️ BUT ‼️⚠️🚨🚨STRANGER DANGER🚨😳DO NOT USE 🚩THE STRANGER’S GUIDE🤮🤢🤮 THEY WERE💸BOUGHT💸 BY A FOR-PROFIT PRIVATE MEDIA COMPANY 🙄👀 AND THEIR ENDORSEMENTS ARE 💩DOG SHIT💩
Donut is in the home stretch of her goal, and basically, you look an absolute fool not helping her reach it gofund.me/63fe713c5
Donate to Support Saoirse’s Facial Feminization Recovery, organized by Saoirse Thayne
Hi, my name is Saoirse. I am a trans femme person preparing for Facial F… Saoirse Thayne needs your support for Support Saoirse’s Facial Feminization Recovery
gofund.me
an absolute powerhouse of a local personality, so fucking funny and huge light to the scene, please help my friend get her face crushed in the girl crusher 🙏
Had a kinda rough weekend emotionally and was hoping work would be chill today so i could have some time to collect my thoughts and try and work em out and it is: not. Slammed to hell and my coworker is out sick so I’m completely swamped.
Plans seem to have fallen through for a second time this weekend, damn. Not having a good one!
Heavily considering taking a friend up on the offer of doing a party for me in Portland the weekend after, but I don’t want to leave out my folks here at home in Seattle either, who wants to do something on my birthday (Thurs 8/13)? Not sure what, maybe have a dinner/movie thing at my house?
Trying to figure out what I want to do for my birthday/the weekend after (it’s the 13th). Might end up down in Portland again at some point around then? Idk
… nobody is asking the right questions here, like “why in the fuck is ikea selling 200g bags of chowder in japan”, “who is buying individual 200g bags of clam chowder”, and “has god forsaken us”
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
I’ve been listening to the new @cheekface.bsky.social album non stop for the past couple days and it’s my favorite they’ve put out, I can’t stop listening to The Weather specifically, it’s so good youtu.be/EVY9yv8LWZI
Cheekface – The Weather [lyric video]
YouTube video by Cheekface
youtu.be
Donut fuckin rules and her presence has made every get together I’ve ever ran into her at memorable, please pay her at least five thousand dollars
Hey y'all! I am getting FFS at the end of August and made a GoFundMe to try and help cover part of the costs. If you could share this around or if you are able to donate, I'd greatly appreciate it. ❤️ gofund.me/63fe713c5
Trying to figure out what I want to do for my birthday/the weekend after (it’s the 13th). Might end up down in Portland again at some point around then? Idk
Throwback to when I wrote a complete dubbing script for the original Godzilla when I was 16 and then acted it out using the text-to-speech engine used for BonziBuddy and Google Translate.
it's wild that the city built a Shame Zone because millionaires complained after buying a house near a nude beach. it's legal to be nude on part of the beach and it's legal to be nude in the rest of Seattle but it's not legal to be nude in the Shame Zone
where's the atlantic article decrying the millionaires who want seattle's historic queer nude beach shut down, suing the city, erecting big ugly walls far out into the water, recording our bodies on private security cameras without consent? what's lost when THAT casual nudity disappears, huh?
I bet the fauci hearings won't even mention this brave hero
thinkin bout essential workers