Caleigh
@caleigh.fish
having a whale of a time!! Current Obsession: Sneakernight
Hey everyone, I just wanted to let you know that I thought about a beautiful woman. You might know her. It's the girl reading this. Maybe not though. I don't want to assume all women know each other, but the world is smaller then we think. Anyway, if you end up seeing her, put in a good word for me.
it’s fine to laugh at Milo being locked up by ICE just like I think it’s fine to laugh at the car dealership owners that thought being a rich republican guy would protect their much younger third wife from being deported. It’s a simple case of “get fucked, idiot” imo and isn’t condoning anything.
Was flirting with a girl once who told me she was vegan. Asked her what her opinion was on blowjobs was considering her veganism. "Oh I'd never put a suffering animal in my mouth" Twenty years on and it's still the best put down I've ever received.
I think I came up with a solution that will make everyone happy
BREAKING: sucks to have stuff renamed by white people, doesn’t it?
This is set up for laughs, but it’s actually one of the best demonstrations I’ve seen of how being capable of producing convincing sounding language and understanding meaning are two completely different things. A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.
Ashley@ashleysays.bsky.social · 2d agoChefs kiss
Blocked a page that had a video called "Fran Drescher talks normal." No. She already talks normal. She talks beautiful.
Now THIS reporting on the concentration of royal power in Liechtenstein is why I pay my FT subs. What they don’t mention is this means more power for the millennial prince who also has the Jacobite claim on the British throne. WHEN WILL THE FOREIGN OFFICE WAKE UP. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
Liechtenstein prince tightens grip in succession shake-up
Prince Alois expands his authority while loosening checks within Europe’s wealthiest ruling family
giftarticle.ft.com
‘Scott Pilgrim’ creator Bryan Lee O’Malley shares new artwork celebrating the release of ‘Coyote Vs. Acme.’ ❤️🔥
(affirming) i noticed you have new idle animations
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
People be criticising the BBC for not screening edgy new comedy but they low-key be dropping content like this:
Sorry Harald but you’re no Dolly Parton or Tim Curry. Take a hike bozo 👎👎👎
6 News Australia@6newsau.bsky.social · 22h ago#BREAKING 🚨 Norway's King Harald V has died at the age of 89 Harald had been in hospital for more than a week in a "very serious" condition
Porch-chicken update via a friend in Portland, Oregon
Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”.
"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position."
Linuxiac@linuxiac.bsky.social · 3d agoLibreOffice 26.8 is now available with a new Paragraph Composer in Writer, native OpenType variable font support, Calc improvements, and better document compatibility. linuxiac.com/libreoffice-... #OpenSource #OfficeSuite
I remember learning in kindergarten that HOMES was a useful acronym for remembering the five great lakes. A bit on the nose to change it to SHAME, isn't it?
Even by the standards of normal Trump trolling horseshit, this little release about how Lake Ontario is ~more American~ than Canadian is such unbelievable horseshit. Lake Ontario probably has 10x as many Canadians on it than Americans. By economic economic it's gotta be way more than 10x
Brian Platt@brianplatt.bsky.social · yesterdayTrump's executive order renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America has been posted on the White House website www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
The last time the Americans tried to claim Lake Ontario in 1813, we intentionally lured them into Fort York and then blew up our entire gunpowder magazine to kill as many Americans as possible. A foundation part of Toronto history is "blowing our own fort to smithereens rather than being American"
