I’m randomly watching commercials during South Park (yes I know 🤦🏼♀️) and wow this feels kind of like a fever dream with all the jump cuts! I remember what it used to be like in 2007 & the weird stuff marketed to Millennials and this isn’t that 😬😬
She was killed by💫 SPACE JUNK
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Dancing through the balls & strikes ❤️🔥❤️💙
Sean Duffy is so whiny, so flop-sweaty. Bet he wishes he could go back to feeding spaghetti to Montana on RW: Boston
This administration is DEI for unqualified cis white dudes
The FDA: measles outbreaks, diarrhea lettuce The FAA: breaks flying altogether The Dept of Commerce: helping funnel chips to China Dept of Defense: somehow losing a war it started Dept of State: siding with Russia over our allies What a complete clownshow.
Trump administration incompetence/corruption is now messing with one of the few true sacred cows of American culture. After handing $875 million to a billionaire backed startup to inject AI into US ATC, and now presiding over a national ground halt, Trump et al. hav put college football at risk:
FAA ground stop disrupting air travel for college football teams
Travel plans for 10 Power 4 football teams have been disrupted by the FAA's nationwide ground stop of all flights on Friday because of communications problems.
espn.com
Gone from the old house for two weeks and that man still hasn’t thrown away the pumpkins (that are now rotting!) on the sidewalk in the front 🤬😡🤬😡 Do something !
WHAT DO YOU MEAN Chuck Schumer voted for confirm Sean Duffy and Van Hollen didn't??? 😭 www.senate.gov/legislative/...
Both sportstalk stations in LA just did breaking news updates about the grounded flights and they don't do breaking news updates for anything. And then a producer was like "you know most college football teams are supposed to travel today for tomorrows games" and there was 10 seconds of dead air
Everyone chill out Sean Duffy from The Real World Boston is gonna sort this all out momentarily.
I don’t like the bald guy with the beard on Amazon Prime doing the football takes — I don’t like his face!
I 100% take my shoes off at the movies 💀💀 but I am not a heathen, I wear fresh sweater socks and athletic sandals specifically for the purpose of taking my sandals off 🤷🏼♀️ But taking your sneakers off, going, barefoot, or letting your feet touch the ground in any way shoeless is disgusting!!
Matt Singer@mattsinger.bsky.social · 2d agoAmerica faces a terrible new epidemic: People taking their shoes off in the movie theater. It’s apparently gotten so bad that my local theater had this sign posted all over the place when I was there on Monday night. Simply put, this situation stinks. It’s time to put my foot down.
The median Senate seats have been more Republican than the country overall in nearly every presidential election since 1940
I've never found a meme that was made just for me as much as this meme was made just for me.
Hyde-Smith specifically blocked Colom's nomination because he backed allowing trans athletes to play women's sports BTW, the lanyard class doesn't know anything about who's electable
Sen. Hyde-Smith Blocks Biden Judge Pick for Mississippi Over Trans Rights, Soros
U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith is blocking Scott Colom’s nomination to serve as a federal judge, citing trans rights and George Soros.
mississippifreepress.org
The more I think about this, the worse it sounds. "Oh, yeah, this guy deserves to be impeached on the merits, for sure. But hmm, what about our party's political agenda?"
Jim Jordan covered up the molestation of college athletes and he's going to be the next House minority leader, but we're going to hear weeks and weeks about how Chuck Schumer is "out of step" with "the American people," as if that's a coherent thing
Extremely normal standing, sir. Bravo
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoPete Hegseth attends a Veterans Day event
I LOVEEEEE THIS! Not my congresswoman but I love love love her for her district! A true servant
Lauren Underwood@laurenunderwood.bsky.social · 4d agoThe internet has had a couple of questions about the scarf and pocket square I designed... So, I wanted to share my inspirations with you!! Please enjoy: 🧵1/2
Craig Counsell shocked everyone and left the Brewers to manage the rival Cubs in 2023. Literally every season since has resulted in his replacement in Milwaukee winning Manager of the Year. Baseball can be wild sometimes.
what this tells me is Dems should rerun this in January with the full Dem congress, but we aren’t going to get enough senate votes to convict him but run the trial! get ‘em all on record, including the senators up in 2028, co-signing the iran war and all his abuses
Andy Craig@andycraig.bsky.social · 4d agoHegseth impeachment is dead, 211 to 204. Only Massie crosses party line. 7 Republicans and 11 Democrats not voting.
Van Hollen shanked Schumer in an interview with Ali Vitali today: “We have two members in that room, newly elected senators, who would not be there if Schumer and the DSCC had had their way. And, you know, Schumer and the DSCC sided with the crypto industry and AIPAC against these candidates.”
Warren: "Democrats must deliver popular, meaningful legislation to Trump's desk, and then dare him to veto it. Dare him to veto an increase to the minimum wage for hard-working Americans ... you can't win what you don't fight for"