Wobbles the Banrat

@wobs.bsky.social

He/Him. aka Chimi. I play games and share memes.

You are placed into an era of loneliness. Locusts with the faces of men envelope the sky. The world keeps spinning though you wish it wouldn't. Move with the W, A, S, D keys. Rotate your camera with the mouse

everybody loves hurricane butterfly, the butterfly who accidentally made a hurricane happen thousands of miles away *touches finger to earpiece* we regret to inform you that the butterfly manufactures white phosphorous

The first of my armageddon intercessors, the main addition was the many waist purity seals, but I also swapped in the mk7 style helmet, made a relic powerpack, did the crusade shield details with a pen, and I'm also pretty pleased with the shading on the hazard stripe chainsword

Bild

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

While I agree this is awesome, I still think every 40K Ork box should come with a single randomly assigned Gretchin and some snotlings on a little 2x2 inch sprue. Then you can accidentally have an entire mob of grotz for every few mob of boyz you assemble. Make 20 different grot sprues for the gacha

if any cashiers try to tell you some woke bullshit like “happy charliedays” you need to talk to their manager ASAP because theres only one “charlieday” that actually matters. had to get pulled out of Walgreens today because they refused to say “Merry Kirkmas” even when I explicitly told them to