And nobody would even think you're faking that, because why would you choose the Browns.
Wilson Wilson@courier429.bsky.social · 11h agoI bet if someone faked being a Browns player online they might be better than some people on the roster.
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"I'm just here so I don't get fined." #BillsMafia
Wilson Wilson@courier429.bsky.social · 11h ago
The position 69 is now called 96. Due to inflation the cost of eating out has gone up. #DocAfterDark
My friends and classmates are now all 65-ish. They say that they're "middle-aged." I ask them if they're heading out to play some softball with their 130-year-old pals.
Y'all *this skeet is specifically for that dude who was bitching about it*
noel gallagher to his bandmates: ya ever wonder about this wall?
you can bleach your friends and you can bleach your asshole but...man y'know what go ahead and bleach your friend's asshole too
Is it prolapsing when you can’t think of a shitpost?
The groom getting his best man ready for the wedding. One of the best wedding photos ever....
surely the world doesn’t need any more white assholes
The father the son and the holy spirit, Go Bills 🦬🏈
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d agonew joke format just dropped: you say the father the son and the holy spirit, then add two extra things.
As someone who has worked at numerous restaurants, this theory is false. You CANNOT gauge the cleanliness of the kitchen by the cleanliness of the bathroom.
@naturallyserious.bsky.social · yesterdayI know right. If the bathroom isn’t clean then neither is the kitchen. I always just a restaurant by their bathrooms
Dear Bluesky, Not every post needs to become political. There's already plenty of political posts for you to express yourself on. Leave the shitposts for us that want to be silly. (Had to disable replies on my pumpkin posts because people can't let a joke be a joke.)
Just found out there's no popcorn in popcorn shrimp. Guess there's no reason to try pot roast.
Y'all, if anyone knows an immigration attorney in Indiana, please help Manda.🙏🏼
Manda 🇨🇷🇺🇸@puggymama21.bsky.social · 4d agoNobody will see this. But I need an immigration attorney in Indiana like yesterday. 😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
@ruthless74.bsky.social Carrie!!!!!! My favorite crazy bitch partner!!!!!
You definitely have no credibility when you randomly start renaming bodies of water. I’m officially renaming my bathtub “The Gulf of Jason”.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called 'Leave Me the Fuh Cologne.'
There’s a job opening in DC. Get your application in
Seven years old. Five rounds of chemo. Three stem cell transplants. 30 rounds of radiation. Then he rang that bell🔔💛 Kyson walked onto the field with the Savannah Bananas in front of 50k people & DANCED This is courage! This is joy! This is Humanity at its best!💛🍌 #SavannahBananas #Kyson #SheShed
Metro Atlanta: I am moving tomorrow and need these items gone today. I am willing to cut deals, but they must be picked up TODAY 8/28/26!!!! Please spread the word. It is imperative at this point. Thank you.
POV: You're trying to figure out if Dan is wearing pants or just a very aggressive tan
