O, wither’d is the garland of the war, The soldier’s pole is fall’n!
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d agoit was Moby Dick that dismasted me
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d ago
Chris Carter is beasting incredibly for season 8 hes managed to make a really good (mostly) mulderless pregnant scully mythology episode
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I would raise Scully's alien child
Doggett: excuse me? That jerk drained the blood of every parishioner in Samamish! Scully: but there's no proof, agent. When you impaled that....thing on the crucifix, the explosive reaction disintegrated the remains completely.
Yes, sir.... No, I don't think so, sir... Yes sir, the big population centers... To rubble, yes, I understand sir.
Commissioner: With all due respect, special agent scully, this city needs its little league tournament. I can't shut the whole park down because you "think" there "might be" anthrophagic slug men from mars. Anything could have melted those bodies. Doggett: Your son's gonna be melted soon too
The existence of a thing implies the existence of the opposite of that thing. Or does it?
They won't let me into the lobby because my steel talons are destroying the carpet.
They wont let me into the bank because my bladed pauldrons are too broad for the revolving door.
I've decided to use what's left of my body and the weapons that replaced the rest to teach all the bad people in the whole world a lesson.
I'm think i figured out how to stop all the crazy messed up stuff from happening but I need to take action before the nuclear battery that powers my exoskeleton becomes unstable and detonates.
I was really worried about all the messed up stuff that happens in the world, but now that my body has been turned into a still wet throbbing engine of change by the scientists who changed my brain I feel confident that we can figure everything out.
I am undergoing an experimental procedure where they take all the skin and crap off my body and give me huge guns for arms and when I come out im going to go to the bank and figure everything out
We need a lipless raw headed necromorphic cyborg to solve the economic problem. But first we need a rawheaded necromorphic cyborg...
Ra lives, the criminal serpent dies. (BDQ)
there are currently over 4 million active serial killers operating in the united states
"Intruder... meet the experiments." Something I would say if I was a mad scientist unleashing my army of beastmen.
Lightning strikes over and over and over again until it kills you
nords love to talk about all this like we're supposed to give a fuck
morrowind.txt@morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 10h agoCold? This ain't cold. You should try Skyrim. Now THERE'S cold for ya.
Your dutch is lamentably unsparked, Mr. Bond—allow me!
The puke ghoul of Squamash Pennsylvania
Agent doggett will you leave my family alone. Those people turned to red mist by a robed ghoul on our wedding anniversary have nothing to do with us
The sky is orange as hell man
to carry out your duties you have been issued with (1) Greasy Keyboard & Mouse