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Patio Yeller

@patioyeller.bsky.social

🔞 He/Him like Dale Earnhardt, just shittier

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Ringo Yote @ringoyote.bsky.social · 10h ago

Whelp. Since it's clear I'll probably never work a real job anymore and rely on donations and spot temp jobs, I need help again....I have no gas, yes I have been applying, I did 6 interviews last week. Denied denied denied denied denied denied. Anything helps. Paypal.me/891b < link

Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 12h ago

Might need to save this for future memes

Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h ago

This post lives in my head rent free, 15 years after I saw it

two years of marriage
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TOPEKA - Jon and Darla
Crocker, who dutifully abstained from sex during their 14-month courtship, have remained abstinent after marriage and plan to do so indefinitely.
"If it was holy before, it must be double-holy afterwards, " Darla says.
They have now completed 25 months of marriage without any sexual contact, going about their normal lives, jobs and social calendar with no hint of relational strain.
Sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen and "start having bedroom thoughts," Darla says, but they never fail to pull back. Darla breaks away to spray cool, misted water on her face. Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the

Alice Screams @alicesqueaks.bsky.social · 14h ago

The news was too surprising!

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16h ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest

Emil 🗿 “Unc Tifa”@emilhabiibi.bsky.social · 22h ago

Patio Yeller@patioyeller.bsky.social · yesterday

the official olive oil and mayonnaise of NASCAR

𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 2d ago

i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · yesterday

-get kicked out of the Marines for refusing a covid vaccine -volunteer for the russian army -get clapped on a Ukrainian drone highlight reel. Lmao

Anatoly Shashkin💾@dosnostalgic.bsky.social · yesterday

It's NOT safe to turn off your computer.

Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · yesterday

these bones cant get any drier!

Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · yesterday

limiting tire sets at darlington feels kinda mean

Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social · yesterday

the official olive oil and mayonnaise of NASCAR

Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · yesterday

One of my favorite things is the regional variations of what people call pillbugs/roly-polys/Armadillidiidae. My favorite of all time was "Smooth Randy." Now, I haven't been able to find confirmation of that name since, so I suspect it was a fun wikipedia vandalism. But I now call them smooth randys

PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸@b0tster.yeag.gay · yesterday

🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔

screenshot of bsky3d, with the 'source on tangled' source code link circled

screenshot of the repo, with CLAUDE circled in multiple locations

Micah @rincewind.run · 2d ago

the intro to Batman: The Animated Series is one of the single best bits of storytelling ever done in any medium, an absolute masterpiece of character and atmospheric development achieved in a single minute with no dialogue