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DIRE mutual aid needs $200 groceries (I have no food) $450 car payment $200 cat vet bill $75 cat meds (she’s very sick) $35 dog meds (leg still recovering) $150 ALL my meds need to be refilled $1800 rent around the corner $30 gas in car $250 windshield repair from a rock $400 dr bill

well fuck ... my monies, they are negative if you can aid an apparently unemployable old man, please do previous generosity has kept this shit ship sailing and it's about to bottom out. again. PayPal: @SadBoiSupportFund Venmo: @FoxyBeggar

come and take it

huge if true

Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been buttchugging? I ain't been chugging no butts, sir.

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching (Banana) Baseball

shit crappens

hey stuepid asshole

hey stuepid asshole

traveling back in time to say god damn it alex

And the turd is soooo cute too!! 🥰 🥹 BOGO

Dr. Evil as a character is Chicano-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

MICHAEL HONSE

Hourly Twin Peaks@hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · yesterday

I could get through the Mines of Moria no sweat

BILLLLL 🐴

Watching 28 Years Later:

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · yesterday

COCKS

You can blame Dan for this

Dan Nye@ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2y ago

for when we sleep, what skeets may come?

Nine Inch Nails - Closer (1994)

No alt text?

When I find myself in times of trouble, Cousin Larry comes to me

They are the Nazgûl, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead, but a secret third thing.

This is how it’s done folks

Red and Anarchist Black Coffee@antifacortado.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh no it's specifically goatse, she has straight up told me she has thought about goatse more since we've been together than she has in decades. I am a menace

Mando: They made up their mind and they started packing Grogu: 🤨 Mando: They left before the sun came up that day Grogu: 🤷🏽 Mando: Ugh, this is The Way

now, now, there's no cause for optimism

Now Tayne I can get into

Ohh ok it’s world mental health day no wonder

i have a similar process for cauliflower

Watching a (vegan) kimchi recipe on YouTube and saw something I never expected to see... ...who's gonna tell her? 😭