Anyone who says these are nacho wolves will be fed to the secret third thing 🏆👑 Congratulations @klaybourne.bsky.social from @officelinebacker.bsky.social

Kat Alderson 🙃@klaybourne.bsky.social · 20h ago

Nope. Can't. Feeding the two wolves inside of me. (they like nachos)

Nope. Can't. Feeding the two wolves inside of me. (they like nachos)

NONENGLISH WORD ALERT NON INGLASH WAORD ALORT MUSLIM TAKEOVER NONAUENBGLISH WORB APAEEEEERRRRTTTTT

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3h ago

starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”

starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”

*You're* sick of my bullshit? Imagine how *I* feel

It's so crazy that when you're done watching last week tonight with John Oliver, it automatically plays Bill Maher next. That's like saying "we know you've been watching a TV show about vegetarian food up, so up next we have a slaughterhouse!"

mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

People who say “I’ve had it up to here with you” I noticed there’s still space for more.

Finally

The Independent@the-independent.com · 10h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Woody from Toy Story: Andy Plays with Woody Doll

Alt: Woody from Toy Story: Andy Plays with Woody Doll

static.klipy.com

Cartoon Brew@cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 4h ago

Pixar co-founder and former Disney Animation president Ed Catmull will judge a new generative AI film competition. The organization is promoting him as “the man who invented 3D graphics” who will judge “the first generation of AI filmmakers.” www.cartoonbrew.com/artificial-i...

seems like they could fire like 5 executives to recoup this amount of course they’ll fire 5000 workers instead why fire the useless execs when you can fire the people who actually make the product?

Push Square@pushsquare.com · 8h ago

EA Studios Brace for Layoff Bloodbath as New Owner Debt Demands $700 Million Cost Cuts.

Every elected Republican is now a Max Miller Republican. Hang that around their necks every damn day.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 8h ago

Mike Johnson tells Politico that he's standing behind Republican Max Miller — despite the "serious" domestic abuse allegations against him.

me fr

Dan Nye@ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2mo ago

*You're* sick of my bullshit? Imagine how *I* feel

this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here

"give a man a fish, he eats for a day." i actually think that's pretty fucking good

keep not using those things like i have for all the years of my life til now? it’ll be hard but i can do it dexterously

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 21h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

seems bad

Task & Purpose@taskandpurpose.com · yesterday

Army ends anonymous reporting for harassment complaints trib.al/oQU93m2

apologies if this has been posted before, but this to me is truly moving and the kind of emotions it conjures reminds me of what I always want in the music I hear and the music I create www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGvN...

Glen Hansard funeral concludes with a rousing rendition of Bob Dylan's 'Forever Young' | RTÉ News

YouTube video by RTÉ News

youtube.com

The word isn't "moved" it's "kicked"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Rollins: "For those who love work and celebrate work and want people to work and not be on food stamps, it's a pretty big win when we've moved 5 million people off food stamps, y'all."

Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.

So I can't say where, or when it will appear, but I sold my novella, Non-0 and I'm very pleased with the deal. That was the news I was holding back.

Call me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media

“Y’all gonna make me lose my mind up in here”

Everyone keeps trying to appease the nazis by being more like the nazis and all that happens is you get more nazis if only there were some sort of historical precedent for understanding this process

after doing some basic research I have concluded that the world is a vampire

every single time this happens the next reporter should ask the same question. and then the next. and the next. he’s not going to cut off access. he craves attention too much for that. call his fucking bluff.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump says Jeanine Pirro "choked" and then snaps at a reporter who asks if her job is safe: "Don't ever talk again"

Starting the next round of improv classes tonight! Huzzah!

A lot of complaints about Dems are exaggerated/hyperbolic but on gerrymandering, they really are disaster. It's one of the areas where you can legit question whether this is a party that even cares about winning. Imagine thinking we're getting court packing when they can't even do THIS stuff.

Stephen Wolf@stephenwolf.bsky.social · yesterday

Politico says New Jersey Dems appear disinclined to put a redistricting measure on the ballot in 2027 after missing the 2026 deadline. A new 11-1 map could target two GOP House seats and protect Dem seats, but some Dems seem uninterested because they’re likely to flip one of the two in 2026 anyway

Happy 29th fucking year of SkyNet Goes Online Day