i pretty printed this json and it turned into 213,000 lines. that’s so cool
carly rae jepstein
@die-hardman.com
make it feel like that song that just unopened you
* SPACEX PLANS TO ESTABLISH "CHEESE MINES" ON THE MOON TO DISRUPT GLOBAL DAIRY MARKET * SPACEX ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH ANDURIL TO PROTECT CHEESE MINES FROM BIKER MICE FROM MARS * ELON MUSK CALLS LACTOSE INTOLERANCE A "WOKE LIE", DONATES $1.5B TO PRO-LACTOSE SUPER PAC
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 9h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
If u don’t have real life friends u should try it. They r ppl u sorta like socialize with. U can do an activity or eat food or just be in each others presence. It’s kinda freeform in that way. Or I guess u can keep getting mad at computer ppl instead. Whatever u want
why wound his body with bullets—when I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
everything is terrible but if a candidate who received 50 mill from aipac and is an islamophobic piece of shit gets destroyed, i’ll go to bed with a smile on my face honestly
Indeed how good could this player truly be if his pitches skew ball?
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Abby Sliva@abbysliva.bsky.social · 2d agoWisconsin I love your work
i accidentally looked at youtube on a machine where i wasnt logged in/didnt have my homepage blocking extension and saw a thumbnail of someone pulling something out of a gecko's eye. i now believe that computer was a mistake
can't figure it out on your own? damn
Yooberz 🍤@yooberz.postes.club · yesterdayIM JUST TRYING TO PLAY SPIDER SOLITAIRE LEAVE ME ALONE
He serves in the branch that the Constitution specifically charges with the duty of removing the President for criming.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
god i love local news
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
entering my ancestrydna heritage era (turkish, buying a signet ring)
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
i cannot stress enough that this is how my grandpa talked in the last couple years of his life when lewy body dementia was frying his brain
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "We have photographs or tapes -- like moving cameras, right? -- where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife."
"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take
Downplay a book or movie Things Kinda Fall Apart
I'mNotAHRHitter@imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 3d agoDownplay a book or movie The Backup Catcher in the Rye
going TERF is like the fentanyl of prejudices. you can’t just dabble in it and return to normal life, you gotta double, triple, quadruple down until you’re trying to get a hit on a podcast with isabel brown
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoSophie Cunningham is getting booed every time she touches the ball here in Minneapolis
