Squiddy
@dr-squiddy.bsky.social
Undercover museum curator, actual certified doctor of museum stuff, accidental catalyst for change, educator, newt botherer, and spooky idiot. She/Her
Attending the launch of an art trail, which has opened with a beautiful speech about defending love and defeating hate. It's got nothing to do with the art, but everyone is on board with the new theme of togetherness and unity. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷
Today, shamefully, government guidance comes into force that trans people should be segregated or forced to use facilities that don't match their lived gender. It's important for businesses and organisations to understand that this is guidance, not a requirement. So don't obey.
huge props to Ms Rothney, who has a refreshingly chill, reasonable attitude of "they're doing their thing, no sweat"
David Blanchflower BSc@davidbflower.bsky.social · 23h agoHuge wasp nest takes over wildlife trust's office. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A stripy little building Will call our ships to port The countless little rowboats With sailors in the dark 🎶
VictorianLondon@victorianlondon.bsky.social · 19h agointernet tells me this was for guiding ships into harbour as opposed to warning them away
[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?
It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
if any of you know anyone who still thinks that the flagshaggers are 'just proud of their country', i want you to sit down with them and read these court documents together
Oxford Clarion@oxfordclarion.bsky.social · yesterdayLeaders of flag-raising group Raise the Colours Oxfordshire placed trackers on highway workers’ cars to find out their home addresses, the High Court has heard. RTC then attempted to intimidate the highway staff into no longer removing flags by repeating their addresses to them.
Turn a film into a film about shitting yourself by adding a letter: Logan's Runs
That’s so cute, they made a Xena for boys = my review of The Odyssey
When you basically nail theology - and still have time left over to launch a webcomic. Proper Doug Forcett level thinking.
✨️Zombie✨️@drawing comics@zombieisok.gay · 2d ago"Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick" is actually nearly my entire thought process when I make characters and stories. Please keep this in mind when I launch my webcomic lmao
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
Collaborative comic at Webcomicon with @ellisjrosen.bsky.social, @asherperlman.bsky.social, @theotherend.bsky.social and me!
It occurred to me I didn’t show off all the dinosaurs individually here so here they are :)
🍊 STABLERCAKE 🍊 IFC GOH@stablercake.bsky.social · 5d agoDinosaurs aren't the only stickers going up today 7/31 at 7! I've got a new set of metallic banner animals as well as the bumper stickers and new orange clear cats!
Ooh, lordy. Have successfully concocted two extremely boobular outfits for forthcoming festival funtimes. This will come to be widely regarded as an error due to the shenaniganary that usually occurs, and the high probability that things will not stay put.
15,000 years ago, in one of the the earliest settled communities in the world, a child collected fine clay from the slow-moving river by her home. She then committed an act familiar to all inveterate play-doh enthusiasts; rolling and and pinching the squishy clay into tiny round balls.
My partner and I have decided to get married and I've put our two year old in charge of planning. So far she has approached every adult at her nursery to tell them about the wedding and that they will not be allowed to come, declared the theme to be 'scarecrow', and invited 60 large, wild geese.
Terrifying, but nowhere near as horrifying as having two different species carry out a pincer attack on someone during a “difficult” moment.
without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 3d agowithout downloading new pics what's it like dating you?
Here are some creepy things about livers. OK if you put a liver from a big dog into a small dog the liver will shrink to fit. After liver transplant sometimes fragments break off and can implant elsewhere in the body & start growing more liver. Liver cells often have two nuclei! (illegal manoeuvre)
Ah no. That episode of 'Cadfael' with Peter from 'Preaching to the Perverted' is on, and now I'm going to have to watch it again, aren't I?
Just when you think this article is as stupid as it could possibly be (and the first sentence is hilariously stupid), it goes and reaches a new level. @theonion.com could not have done better.
czech hunter biden@conkrete.bsky.social · 3d agoim embarrassed that this is in an architecture publication. what a fucking moron. "oh i love hot garbage smell because the alternative is an endorsement of mamdani" eat shit
Etsy, the AI slop, dropshipping and rip off portal, has a new TV advert out which says "Celebrate being human". Either that's incredibly duplicitous of them, or they're going to have a big clear up. Hrmmmmm...
