A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Well over 18, any pronouns. Recovering academic. Anti-censorship, pro-scoia'tael. I can't promise content warnings here. I sometimes write things. Find me on AO3 and elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/eatingcroutons pfp by the lovely @keyxiidae.bsky.social
can't believe they call them baby potatoes when petitoes is right there
My favorite nervous-new-rat-owner posts: "my rat is twitching weird are they okay?" And then you get the joy of explaining "the rat is hiccupping or boggling because their life is so good. Enjoy your silly little rodent."
Katie 🐌@corpsebod.bsky.social · 2w ago1) when you find out rats get hiccups 2) when you find out they get hiccups because they're EXCITED
If the official "Legend of Zelda" timeline is to be believed, the same exact Ganon has done the "calamitous final transformation you can only use once because it burns away your humanity" thing on like six unconnected occasions, which suggests that for evil wizards humanity is a renewable resource.
Remember to be kind to yourself today. You can be evil to yourself tomorrow. On Wednesday you should be kind to ducks. On Thursday the ducks will be evil to you, so watch out for that
the average american streams eight spider-man movies in their sleep each year
cooking tip: if you use only half an onion for a recipe, you can put the rest in the fridge and later you'll have a fridge that smells like onion
Carrie Fisher & Harrison Ford — New York (1979)
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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No no we will NOT stop talking about THE ODYSSEY. We will TAKE OUR TIME. You might think it will end soon but LIKE UNINVITED GUESTS posts will keep STEALING YOUR ATTENTION. In fact we will FIGHT for it and SHOW OFF. The journey will have TWISTS and TURNS and there will be SCARY SMART WITCH WOMEN.
2081: The war rages on. No nation states now exist. No commonwealths or republics or empires. No, only two politic impulses remain. The enduring struggle of the battle-hardened Nolanites against the Wilsonians.
I love it when waiters ask me to say "When" while grating cheese on my meal. It’s cheese, dude. We’ll be here a while.
BREAKING: There are now upwards of 25 wolves inside you.
very funny that after all the “Emily Wilson is going to longhouse Western Civilization with her woke Odyssey”, Emily Wilson herself is like “yeah, a bit too much ‘healing trauma’ and not enough ‘relishing in the blood of your enemies’ in the new movie”
Okay I'm finally watching Backrooms and it seems like this is basically House of Leaves but less weird?
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
based on the trailer alone I don't think Chris Nolan even played Mario Odyssey
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
fuck it I'm an adult on my day off I can make cheese bread at 8:35 am on a Tuesday
Having been Very Online in the 90s is rough because half your core memories are like "yeah, this Flash video's pop culture deconstruction is amazingly topical even today, and I can never rec it to anyone because its premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily found only under laboratory conditions".
You'd think "don't use a fictional creature as an allegory for oppressed minorities AND as a horde of vile automatons that it's always okay to kill in the same work at the same time" would be a no brainer, but roughly 70% of all works featuring goblins and/or robots demonstrate otherwise.
Amnesty International put out a report called "The Growing Threat of Anti-Rights Organizations in the UK". It included a number of "gender critical" organizations threatening trans people. JKR threatened to bankrupt them, so they retracted it. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mafq8...
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Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.
Rewatching XMFC as one does in times of need, and there is certainly something to be said for Erik vouvoyering slimy bank dude while threatening to kill him 😌