Anya Taylor-Joy Division
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Mythical lighthouse keeper The Omnislut Birds sings where I walk, and magicians salute me in the streets
walking blank eyes to the computer to make this as my wife and children look on anxiously
*Death Grips voice* BANANAS! IN PYJAMAS! BANANAS! IN PYJAMAS! BANANAS! IN! PYJAMAS!
Last night my neighbor saw me plunging my hand into the soil, grabbing a fistful of worms then raising them triumphantly above my head as I laughed and lightning crashed around me. Going to be difficult to explain that one.
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
The one piece of tactical gear I have allowed myself is a leg drop pouch simply because it is so fucking useful when biking
It would be helpful if people like Lewis would just tell us, precisely, how many deaths it would take to justify closures.
Lewis Goodall@lewisgoodall.com · 3d agoYou’re assuming that any reduction in transmission, regardless of cost, automatically justifies school closures. That’s precisely the point under dispute.
FRIEND: is that guy dead? ME: *poking them with my poking stick until they move a little* No. SUPERSTITIOUS VILLAGER: Wampyr…
Anthony Oliveira@meakoopa.bsky.social · 3d agoI am going through Bram Stoker’s earliest notes on DRACULA today - they include a list of the powers and features of the Count (then named “Wampyr” before Stoker stumbled on “Dracula”), many of which are never elucidated in the book…
The last 10 years have been a real shock in terms of learning that huge numbers of people didn’t actually agree on the “all humans should have equal rights” thing that was drilled into my head (laudatory) by parents and teachers while I was growing up.
Bro when I zoomed in on your face the string section became discordant and tense is everything okay?
How much are you contributing to the anti-trans cause? About $15 a month.
Steven Bodzin, concerned living being@stevenbodzin.bsky.social · 5d agoThose two examples are very different. I pay $15 a month for the NYT. How much am I contributing to the anti-trans cause, and how many amazing investigations am I supporting? Vs paying $300 for a Harry Potter The Musical ticket or $39 for a Dumbledore wand? These are not the same.
People say the economy is getting worse but it used to be you'd have to pay a nickel to look at a guy like this and now it's free
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the X-men, Greg Land is waiting there with the latest "hey I'm Ali, hey"
Four points for everyone responding to posts about gov’t assistance with shit like “or maybe just don’t have kids”: 1. Fuck you. 2. Reproductive freedom is a basic human right. 3. Punishing poor people for having kids—and even more, punishing kids for having poor parents—is evil. 4. Fuck you.
Exclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:
Exclusive: Political operative behind Graham Platner's rise accused of sexual assault
A spokesperson for Daniel Moraff said: “Any suggestion that he committed a criminal offence is false and without foundation."
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I have grown tired of the workwear guy. He is paying the world’s richest Nazi for the privilege of a blue check in order to provide sassy engagement in the replies of a notorious sex trafficking serial rapist. These are the actions of a dunderheaded fool
I only recognize ONE version of the Odyssey and it's Wishbone's.
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Haley Steven’s gives me strong “haunted marionette” vibes
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · last wk.She deadass walks away as soon as he says "it's a human rights issue" lmfao
hey watch this (i stand perfectly still until the moon rises behind me)
My problem with the season 4 premiere of Strange New Worlds is that the first unit director was clearly told to make an introspective predestination paradox episode And the second unit director was told to make Jurassic Park And the editor charged with stitching this together walked into the sea
National Review writer and Nancy Reagan’s speech writer thinks Democrats have moved too far left 🙁🙁🙁
Mona Charen@monacharen.bsky.social · 2w agoThe DSA Is a Gift to MAGA www.thebulwark.com/p/the-dsa-is...
another day working at the staff cafeteria at NERV. everyone is gossiping about how downstairs some guy was trying to get his son to fuck his motherwifedaughter or whatever. all i know is that tomorrow is lasagna friday and something huge stepped on all the cows in the area so there's no cheese.
Captain Pike said fuck them nasty ass lizards lol
“And so the endless circle of life comes to a close; meaningless, and grim? Why did they live and why did they die? No reason.”
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w agoWhat's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
