eilidh
@eilidh.online
it/she | 30s library worker, coarse and uncouth vulgarian
(showing off my shapeshifting abilities + the various locations i have had sex at) been that, done there
Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
Listen, I'm not even religious but Rod Liddle is 100% Doonstairs.
Small town terrorized by shark. Media starts giving a lot of airtime to the shark, allowing the shark to explain the logic behind its attacks. Shark becomes popular, and successfully runs for mayor on a platform of "sticking it to the woke anti-shark elite".
let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
interesting rewriting of history from the herald here implying that the entire scottish labour party didn't also vote in favour of the gender recognition bill before immediately folding and pretending it didn't happen
Reading this, and thinking about the 2026 election where activists boycotted campaigning for Scottish Labour and LGBT+ voters held with SNP on the constituency and Greens on the list, wondering what on earth the theory of victory is from left-wing transphobes www.heraldscotland.com/news/2642848...
getting kinda pissed off at one guy on wikipedia again who keeps insisting that defunct vtuber agency vshojo still legally exists as a company and so we can't let you use "was" on the article it's been a year my dude, give it up
i see the bbc are pushing the paul sweeney job application article again
Should Glasgow have an elected mayor?
The question of whether or not Scottish cities like Glasgow should have mayors has become something of a live debate in recent weeks.
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if you're not trans then i really don't know if you can comprehend how much of a *disappointment* literally all of society has proven to be for us just time and again proving that the rest of you will always choose to abdicate your morals over sitting with discomfort for one goddamn second
i never liked ken jennings anyway. i never liked the wnba anyway. i never liked womens sports anyway. i never liked harry potter anyway. i never liked the nyt word games anyway. i never liked alice cooper dee schneider and kiss anyway. i never l
There's already so many ways to play N64 games without supporting a fashy little freak's pet project. Do not buy the war crime n64. aftermath.site/war-crime-n64-...
That Doctor Who episode where they bring Van Gogh to the future so see how deeply his works have moved people, and then they show him whatever the fuck this is to make sure he still kills himself.
They called the children's animated film Zootopia Zootropolis in the UK because British people do not understand the concept of a utopia but do understand the 1927 German expressionist silent film, Metropolis, but oddly enough lack an understanding of both Metropolis and Zootropolis' class analysis
1/ Quick one on the Féile settlement, because transphobes are misrepresenting it already Women's Rights Network NI sued Féile for pulling their panel. This morning, hours before the High Court hearing, they dropped it. The terms are something else. Read on for how badly they shat themselves.
Féile an Phobail’s solicitor has a press release about the settlement. nitter.net/omuirighsols...
yeah lmao it's Fucked thank god I didn't have to rely on it because... trains on my line were completely cancelled this morning!
can't wait for this shit to fuck up soooo badly, how hard is it to just change an app in place on the play store/app store, even if it's a brand new app underneath
If you've got even an ounce of a soul in your body, you don't touch anything by ModRetro. It's too intrinsically linked to Palmer Luckey and his cohorts. I know the vast majority of you haven't and won't, but it's always worth a fresh reminder.
The chintzy-looking M64 clone console of the N64 by a company named ModRetro has been released, I think, I don't pay attention that closely to shit. But as the great @frankcifaldi.bsky.social posted before, it is our civic duty to push back against this company and shun ANYONE who doesn't.
⚠️ Are you waiting for an appointment with Sandyford Adult Gender Service? Please act now. Sandyford has contacted everyone who joined its waiting list before August 2024 to check if they still need the service. Anyone who has not responded by 9th August 2026 will be removed from the waiting list.
Sandyford Adult Gender Service finishes waiting list validation - Scottish Trans
Sandyford’s adult waiting list exercise is now finished. If you joined before August 2024 and haven’t heard from them, please get in touch. The Sandyford […]
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Update: Sandyford’s adult waiting list validation exercise has now finished. If you joined the waiting list before August 2024 and haven’t heard from them, please get in touch. For more information, see our post here: www.scottishtrans.org/sandyford-ad...
can't wait for this shit to fuck up soooo badly, how hard is it to just change an app in place on the play store/app store, even if it's a brand new app underneath
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