JK Rowling got a full *decade* of press as a martyr for being "cancelled" (declared passe by people online) and meanwhile nobody considers it very interesting that a prominent left wing author is basically banned from entering or publishing in the United Kingdom for her politics
Maia@maiamindel.bsky.social · 8mo agoso this is like, one of the biggest free speech infringements by a western democracy in our lifetimes right?
the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater
Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/
Mom Just Wants To Watch Something Nice https://theonion.com/mom-just-wants-to-watch-something-nice-1819579574/
Precocious 4-Year-Old Already Feels Terrible About Herself https://theonion.com/precocious-4-year-old-already-feels-terrible-about-hers-1819579212/
haha i mean how do two women even have sex? ah, gotcha, makes sense. how about two guys? ok alright. and a guy and a lady?
GUY WHO HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE PURPOSE OR EVEN DEFINITION OF “SATIRE”: please tell me this is satire
They should make the final fantasy ribbon (prevents all status effects) real, for protection from real life status effects (decision fatigue, moral injury, ennui, diarrhea, etc.)
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
heaven is pretty chill so far but one thing I’m noticing is that it’s like, primarily plague babies. it’s not 100% but it’s enough to harsh the vibes
her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:
me at 16yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal me at 20yo: i should cook healthy meals from scratch as much as i can me at 28yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal
It's actually crazy how stupid some people are about things that are literally one Google search away.... It will literally be right at the top you won't even have to click a link
There’s nothing suspicious at all about Margot Robbie. Definitely nothing suspicious at all about *rearranges letters* R O B E R T M O G A B I
I don't like mumble rap because when old school rap filtered down to white people, you got a lot of "I'm Rapping Steve and I'm here to say / you get two weeks off a year plus hol-i-days!" corporate training videos. But now they'll all be like "Sexual harrassment (YEAYUH) don't do it at work (SKRR)"
every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
